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    tsisqua's Avatar Senior Member
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    1. You enjoy taking off and landing more than shooting

    2. You were just killed the 5th time in a row without even scoring a hit on an enemy plane, but you are respawning anyway.

    3. Noone even bothers to engage you anymore, because you are simply not a challenge.

    4. Everyone engages you because they know that you are an easy kill.

    5. You spend more time on a full real server just flying around looking for everyone than fighting. (getting your 6 shot off is how you usually find them)

    6. The only messages to you in your console are ~S~, or S!, or ~S, or Salute.

    7. You love watching people that are engaged by looking out of the cockpit, just waiting for the chance to engage without being accused of TRYING to steal a kill.

    8. Collisions

    9. Your monitor screen is black.

    10. Your favorite ace is RBJ.


    Tsisqua


    Tsalagi Asgaya Galvladi
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    1. You enjoy taking off and landing more than shooting

    2. You were just killed the 5th time in a row without even scoring a hit on an enemy plane, but you are respawning anyway.

    3. Noone even bothers to engage you anymore, because you are simply not a challenge.

    4. Everyone engages you because they know that you are an easy kill.

    5. You spend more time on a full real server just flying around looking for everyone than fighting. (getting your 6 shot off is how you usually find them)

    6. The only messages to you in your console are ~S~, or S!, or ~S, or Salute.

    7. You love watching people that are engaged by looking out of the cockpit, just waiting for the chance to engage without being accused of TRYING to steal a kill.

    8. Collisions

    9. Your monitor screen is black.

    10. Your favorite ace is RBJ.


    Tsisqua


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    .. when your wife orders to stop that damned flying and you have to go to sleep

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    Gosh, Tsisqua, how did you guess about RBJ..???

    S!
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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by tsisqua:

    2. You were just killed the 5th time in a row without even scoring a hit on an enemy plane, but you are respawning anyway.

    6. The only messages to you in your console are ~S~, or S!, or ~S, or Salute.



    Tsisqua

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>



    How true...how true!

    These two just make me laugh...were you talking about me?




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    You just KNOW that if you bought TrackIR-2, Ch pedals, or the newest hyper-huge TFT monitor with a rez of 2000x5000 you'd get your edge back...
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    You're constantly getting shot down by head on attacks or flying into hills, becasue you fly in F2 mode with the camera looking back at your 6 so no one can bounce you... (you gave up on F6 cos your plane hides the ace manoeuvering to kill you - again...)
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  8. #8
    it's a good day if your score isn't actually negative
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  9. #9
    The only thing you understand by 'extending away' is to lean back and grab another beer...
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  10. #10
    When you make 4 posts on the bounce.
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