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    The "I'm Totally Not Gonna Bail Out on You" Track Competition (ITNGBOYTC)

    *All donations will be accepted.*

    In honor of our greatest heroes, ZeroFault and vladiiiiiiii, I present to you all the "I'm Totally Not Gonna Bail Out on You" Track Competition!!! (ITNGBOYTC)

    D2 Dahaka and Redlynx have graciously agreed to supply prizes to the participants to help bring a surge of quality to Track Central. God knows we need it!

    How do you know I'm not gonna bail on you? I mean, come on, I'm Buttcheekofdeth, Wrench holder and beloved community member, you can trust me!

    SIGN UP NOW!!!!

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    *PRIZES: (Provided by D2 Dahaka and Redlynx)

    1st Place
    $10,000!!!!! (Those are factorials)
    A Brand New Controller (system of your choice) with a custom paint job by Andy Warhol
    Limited Edition Official Redlynx Car


    2nd Place
    $10,000!!!!! (These are not)
    D2 Dahaka's entire game collection (Estimated to be worth over 2 million dollars)


    3rd Place
    BlueMageFTW, who performed the intro songs for Trials Evolution, will write and perform a song for you


    Last Place
    Officially banned from the forums


    Here are some details regarding the competition:

    RULES:

    1. Track difficulty – Easy to Ninja Level 1
    2. Allowable submissions include: Trials Tracks, Hill Climb Skill Games
    3. I reserve the right to extend the deadline at any time.
    4. Track must be submitted by the deadline to be eligible for prizes. No exceptions.
    5. Minimum track length – 18s Platinum
    6. Only 1 entry per person
    7. You can submit any NEW track, even if it is a remake. Just keep in mind we will judge on originality too. We don't want old tracks with just a few minor tweaks. Take your time and make them unique.
    8. Barrybarfly will immediately be disqualified if he enters
    9. Individual builders only. No teams are allowed.
    10. Once a track is put forward as an entry, it cannot be replaced by another track. Be certain you are sure when you put forward your entries.


    DEADLINES:

    Start of Competition: Now

    Deadline for Entry: There is no deadline to sign up. Just be sure to sign up in this thread before you submit and submit your track before the end of the competition.

    Ends: All tracks must be submitted by DECEMBER 25, 2014 (Morrillo's birthday)

    RESULTS: Soon enough



    JUDGES:

    Buttcheekofdeth, D2 Dahaka, morrillo (Note that I do not own Trials Fusion)

    Tracks will be judged on driving line, scenery, originality, surface area of shadows, and sun glare.


    VIDEOS:

    Morrillo will be recording and uploading videos to his YouTube channel as the tracks are released. He will link all the videos in the post below. Obviously there will be a montage at the end of the competition.

    Stay tuned for more details...
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    Participants:

    sparkierjonesz
    StllBreathnButY
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    D2Dahaka's Avatar Senior Member
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    I laughed so hard reading this, that I nearly choked

    BTW the $10K prizes are in monopoly money and last place gets the best prize ever conceived in the history of Trials if you ask me
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    Rudemod 69's Avatar Senior Member
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    lol Buttcheek, it's been too long.

    D2's entire game collection-that's like every game ever conceived. Must be millions in that collection, Even Atari's ET game has pride of place on D's shelf.
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    The Return of The King, King Buttcheekofdeth

    Morrillo: "Now come the days of the king! May they be blessed."
    Buttcheekofdeth: "This day does not belong to one man, but to all. Let us together rebuild this world, that we may share in the days of peace."


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    RetiredRonin's Avatar Senior Community Manager
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    Someone, somewhere, is going to believe this.

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    sign me up
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    D2Dahaka's Avatar Senior Member
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    Are judges allowed to sign up? If so, then sign me up and morrillo too

    And while you're at it sign yourself up and that will wrap up us rigging the results so we can take all the donations without having to allocate a single prize. Of course, this means sparkierjones will be getting banned from the forums, but I'm sure he's happy to take one for the team.
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    Originally Posted by D2Dahaka Go to original post
    Are judges allowed to sign up? If so, then sign me up and morrillo too

    And while you're at it sign yourself up and that will wrap up us rigging the results so we can take all the donations without having to allocate a single prize. Of course, this means sparkierjones will be getting banned from the forums, but I'm sure he's happy to take one for the team.
    actually i usually quit the contest because i have nothing build yet, so you might wanna look for someone else, i think willyumz still has a track to finish that was gonna be done within 2 weeks after fusion though
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    Haha the jokes on you, idiots! I'm totally going to win that car SIGN ME UUUUUPPP!
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