[!] So what was the reason that TC doesn't work again? Wit's end here. | Forums

[YeahimAwesome]

Ubisoft: "Heres your new car Sir!"
Customer: "But.. it only has 2 wheels "
Ubisoft: "We appreciate your patience while we work on adding the other two wheels.
We are fully commited to making your car better in the long run."

Nice post!

To add to this,
Ubisoft: "Heres your new car Sir!"
Customer: "But.. it only has 2 wheels "
Ubisoft: "Car and Driver Magazine gave this car a 9/10 rating!"
Customer: "But I don't like it."
Ubisoft: "Would you like to watch a livestream about the car?"
Customer: "No, I just want a car that works."
Ubisoft: "Would you like a season pass to get all future car upgrades?"
Customer: "FIX MY D### CAR!"
Ubisoft: "Ok fine, we will fix your car."
Customer: "Thanks, when will you fix it?"
Ubisoft: "None of your business."
Customer: "Your old car was better."
Ubisoft: "We appreciate your patience while we work on adding the other two wheels.
We are fully commited to making your car better in the long run."
Customer "You suck."
Ubisoft mod: "Hey buddy, watch the negativity! This is the best car ever, yeah I'm on the payroll, but that doesn't effect my opinion at all!.. Now follow me on Twitter!"

[Gangly_]

Nice post!

To add to this,
Ubisoft: "Heres your new car Sir!"
Customer: "But.. it only has 2 wheels "
Ubisoft: "Car and Driver Magazine gave this car a 9/10 rating!"
Customer: "But I don't like it."
Ubisoft: "Would you like to watch a livestream about the car?"
Customer: "No, I just want a car that works."
Ubisoft: "Would you like a season pass to get all future car upgrades?"
Customer: "FIX MY D### CAR!"
Ubisoft: "Ok fine, we will fix your car."
Customer: "Thanks, when will you fix it."
Ubisoft: "None of your business."
Customer: "Your old car was better."
Ubisoft: "We appreciate your patience while we work on adding the other two wheels.
We are fully commited to making your car better in the long run."
Customer "You suck."
Ubisoft mod: "Hey buddy, watch the negativity! This is the best car ever, yeah I'm on the payroll, but that doesn't effect my opinion at all!.. Now follow me on Twitter!"

I cant wait to get the car engine DLC.

[xzamplez]

@YIA: That was a hilarious read.

[eflixxx]

lolol logged in just to praise this perfect analogy

[BigSh0tRob]

Leave it to Awesome to steal my thunder and out-do me GAH! -_-

What im mostly dissapointed by however is that this is an unfinished product.
Why couldnt they have finished the game first before releasing it, why the rush.

To answer my own question: 1 theory could be that Ubi wanted to get Fusion out early as possible while there still arent that many
games available on the so called "next-gen" consoles. The less choice in games, the more Fusion will sell?

[Rudemod 69]

Awesome, that was funny. Now follow me on Twitter! Classic.

[Camzarcar]

Awesome post YIA :P

Also, I found shiftys post on the second page of the 'joining ubisoft family' thread...

This is a direct quote from shifty...'When a flaw is found in a Redlynx game after it's release, there is a patch out for it (typically) within 2 weeks'......

Hmmmm? Hasnt it been like a month and a half....lmao anyways

[morrillo]

I couldn't help but chuckle at this analogy, sorry RL!
I find it a little sad how "welcome to the future" has such negative connotations for many.
Will the patch help, let's hope so...?

[YeahimAwesome]

I'm glad my post gave you guys some laughs!

As disappointing as Fusion is, I must say everyone's frustration has inspired some good forum posting/reading lately, lol.

[YeahimAwesome]

Leave it to Awesome to steal my thunder and out-do me GAH! -_-

Lol, sorry Rob.. I was feeling inspired at the moment.