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    Leave Your Random and Baseless Speculation Here.

    I shall get us going:
    --Adewale is Achilles' father.
    --We will play as Aveline(seperate from the exclusives) and Connor in addition to Edward.
    --Benjamin Hornigold has an irrational sexual attraction to gold.
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    Edward Kenway has breast cancer and enjoys abusing Jenny when he's drunk. The breast cancer is what actually kills him in Forsaken.

    Connor gets to meet Sigmund Freud who explains to him the Oedipus Complex and the confused Connor mistakes this as an insult to his mother and father's memory so he kills Freud

    It turns out that Ezio is actually gay and he abandons Sofia then contracts AIDs while living with da Vinci

    Altair invents bacon cheeseburgers and is forever scorned by his Muslim and Jew brethren for it
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    We see or play as Connor at some point in the game .
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    Originally Posted by I-Like-Pie45 Go to original post
    Edward Kenway has breast cancer and enjoys abusing Jenny when he's drunk. The breast cancer is what actually kills him in Forsaken.

    Connor gets to meet Sigmund Freud who explains to him the Oedipus Complex and the confused Connor mistakes this as an insult to his mother and father's memory so he kills Freud

    It turns out that Ezio is actually gay and he abandons Sofia then contracts AIDs while living with da Vinci

    Altair invents bacon cheeseburgers and is forever scorned by his Muslim and Jew brethren for it
    Thy soul hath been deeply cut akin to bosom of liza melaney.
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    Edward and Blackbeard (Edward Thatch) braid each other's hair in their free time.
    Edward kills Edward Thatch after a drunk argument on who has the best first name... O_o
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    Edward is secretly lord of the dance and hold extravagant masquerade balls.
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    Originally Posted by silvermercy Go to original post
    Edward and Blackbeard (Edward Thatch) braid each other's hair in their free time.
    Edward kills Edward Thatch after a drunk argument on who has the best first name... O_o
    Mind=blown. You really must get your talents noticed, never before have I come across such unique and innovative writing standards such as yours..
    Stay strong, Silvermercy. The rat race has only just begun.
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    Originally Posted by silvermercy Go to original post
    Edward and Blackbeard (Edward Thatch) braid each other's hair in their free time.
    Edward kills Edward Thatch after a drunk argument on who has the best first name... O_o
    So Ed and Blackbeard are actually girls in fake facial hair and drag?
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    Originally Posted by Shahkulu2013 Go to original post
    Mind=blown. You really must get your talents noticed, never before have I come across such unique and innovative writing standards such as yourself.
    Stay strong, Silvermercy. The rat race has only just begun.
    I really appreciate your support in this immensely difficult struggle!!!
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    Originally Posted by I-Like-Pie45 Go to original post
    So Ed and Blackbeard are actually girls in fake facial hair and drag?
    Anything is possible! Or they are just... drunk. xD
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