I would like to get my Frontier rewards for the "Time Capsule" feature, but am unable to do so because my 360 version of Fusion has never been able to connect to UPLAY.

They provide a workaround for this on the Fusion forums as follows:

Linking Uplay account to Xbox360:

Workaround for the 360 folks if you are trying to play and you have not been able to connect to uPlay:

Get an older 360 Ubisoft game. I used Far Cry 3.
Connect in the menu to uPlay.
Go to the profile and enter in an email address and password - NOTE this can't be an email that's already linked to a uPlay account already.
Go to http://uplay.ubi.com/
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I have not done this yet, because it seems pointless; what good in regards to this Frontiers benefit is connecting 360 to another email/UPlay account when its THIS account (ie xitooner in uplay) that has my Frontier rewards/progress on it?

So. . . .please advise what ridiculous hoops I must jump through (on either Fusion or Frontier end) to get this fairly simple reward?

Better yet.... I can easily show you I have met the requirements to get the rewards (xitooner2 360 gamertag)... perhaps you can just GIVE it to me?