One Saturday morning he died tragically, someone pressed "B". He woke up and continued living. Then he said "Donkey is gone!" I want to find my donkey??? where is it? Then he realized, Where it was. But it t'was under a rock, but which rock he suddenly thought?? Is this the real life, or just a fantasy?? Caught in a landslide with no escape from dead. Then he screamed: 'what is happening!!??' Stride!!!, Don't touch the off button... Just in a while he wont platinum this track, so mr evo entered vladiiii's competition and died 148.654, such a tragedy. Wow, much kill! He found a red albatros egg it was delicious with crispy bacon made of umbrellas Rihanna got mad but Chris Brown is an idiot. Then he went off the topic and BOOOOOSH, he died again by inglorious spontaneous bipedal being a superhero, in downtown LA fighting crime with a golden wrench. Before his demise, he and InquisitorFIN wore their suspenders for their date with a squirrel, at the airport they found a Trials Riddle Clue which spontaneously combusted into rabid squirells which then began to twerk with ShiftySamurai because he has the booty of a chimpansee scientifically enhanced by genes from Beyonce oh my god I can't believe. It's not butter. Mr evo decided to keep twerking and died again, much sad, words can't describe how to describe the overall description of his pet Larry. Who decided to revive mr Evo, searched for a very unpredictable tornado with cows and suspicious jellybeans that eat canadians with maple syrup chicken fried rice. Mr.evo continued to eat chicken fried, meat linguini sauce with fried chopsticks while talking to Maybzzz who is unconscious since two hot girls walked stuck their glue in the hot glue gun and french horns Roasted beef brisket with whipped cream and apple sauce and topped jalepenos. That burn ur rear when you sit on Volcanoes. The next day, he married a big green cactus, named Earl, then partied all day because he had a cactus brother with trials fusion which is not even based on any insane things like applesauce and cactus marriage which is why Morfy morphed into a real boy and then failed platinizing a track, later that day the sun grew big fat legs and an enormous well done steak. Then he made gravy and potroast, but then a zombie outbreak occured in the middle of a very large gigatrack. Mr Evo continued to run off a cliff without his parachute but his trousers. Mr Evo went fishing for some sharks in the fish tank from tasty steamed sushi cafe in town