The Corny Joke Thread | Forums

[Rudemod 69]

I am now No1 in the world at trials

[Smeghead89]

what's orange and sounds like a parrot?
.a carrot

[shakeyclaret]

What do you call a man standing between 2 houses?
Ali
What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
Lilly
What do you call a man with a rabbit on his head?
Warren
What is brown and sticky?
A stick

[MTSuonare22]

http://www.pickuplinesgalore.com/musician.html
Who knew music pick-up lines could be this bad

[NSP_I_VeNoMz]

Miss reading these jokes, any more funny ones guys?

[MTSuonare22]

Personal favorite: “I’m sorry” and “I apologize” mean the same thing… except when you’re at a funeral.

[mutetus]

I can't remember any of my bad jokes but I'll write them down sometime. Ask KatamariUK as he's the poor victim who has to hear them all day long

[jook13]

How do you make an egg-roll?
you push it...

What do you call a cow with no legs?
ground beef...

Two peanuts were walking down the road, one was asalted...

[NSP_I_VeNoMz]

How do you make an egg-roll?
you push it...

What do you call a cow with no legs?
ground beef...

Two peanuts were walking down the road, one was asalted...

xD nice lol

[willyums]

My friend asked why I'd put superglue on his phone. I said 'You just cant let that go can you?'

Saw an advertisement 'Used tv for sale, £5, volume is stuck on full.' - I thought 'I can't turn that down'.