The Corny Joke Thread | Forums

[NSP_I_VeNoMz]

My! those boobs look heavy, mind if I hold them for you

[MTSuonare22]

You ever eaten Ethiopian food?

Neither have they..

[sparkierjonesz]

:lol:

Again...I don't think you're Starfire MT, my other posts are about Starfire not yourself. If you are a zebra though...gtfo

Sparkz, nobody got heated here. I do take Starfire Public Safety Awareness very seriously though.

On topic..teacher asks lil Billy what do you have if you are holding one green ball in each hand. Total control of the Incredible Hulk comes the reply.

it was a popcorn joke

[scottie1230]

Why doesn't anyone laugh at the gardener's jokes?

Because they're too corny!

[rlmergeuser]

I dreamed that I was a muffler. When I woke up I was exhausted.

[cruelty976]

Why did the baker have brown hands?


Because he kneaded a poo.

[vladiiiiiiii]

what do you call a deer with no eyes?

no eye deer.

[MTSuonare22]

what do you call a deer with no eyes?

no eye deer.

Ginodeergun

[Smeghead89]

what do you call a deer with no eyes?

no eye deer.

what do you call a dear with no eyes and no legs?
.Still no idea

what do you call a donkey with 3 legs?
.Wonky

What do you call a donkey with 3 legs and 1 eye?
.Winky wonky

[shakeyclaret]

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a swimming pool?
Fu#*ed!