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[Rudemod 69]

What do you call a fake noodle?

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An imPASTA

[Morfyboy]

What do you call a fake noodle?

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An imPASTA

Yep..giggled at that then said 'oh dear'..lol

[Morfyboy]

Made this up:-

What do you call a deer, with only 1 big eye????

A Great Eyedeer...

[NSP_I_VeNoMz]

That's good xD

Can't beat the 'no eyed dear' just cause people can actually say it as an answer by accident

[MTSuonare22]

I wasn't expecting this thread to last nearly this long. hAHA

[NSP_I_VeNoMz]

I just try and keep it alive by posting my comments on peoples jokes because I don't want it to die because I love jokes even tho I know most of the ones I've seen by just searching 'corny jokes' into google

[sparkierjonesz]

how do you measure your woody

in buzz lightyears

[Morfyboy]

Do you want to hear a Joke at how big my manhood is???

Never mind,its far too long..

I would tell you a joke about how easy it is to score with a woman...
But,none of you would get it..

[jook13]

Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows they are coming out with?

They are making headlines.

[Morfyboy]

Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows they are coming out with?

They are making headlines.

Hehe..