The Corny Joke Thread | Forums

[xXdean09Xx]

Two guys walk into a bar.you would have thought one of them would have seen it

[NSP_I_VeNoMz]

some of these are awesome, where you guys get them from?

[MTSuonare22]

I made this one up. I'm sure someone has used it but whatever.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a six-offender

[TheBlazeJp]

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a six-offender

Reminds me of: Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9.

Can't remember what film that was in

[MTSuonare22]

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a six-offender

Reminds me of: Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9.

Can't remember what film that was in

That's very common, but I took my version farther

[xDEAD_EXITx]

Whats 6 inches long, has a head on it & drives women crazy?

A $100 bill!

[xDEAD_EXITx]

Why did the skeleton go to a party alone?

Cause he had no "body" with him!

[rlmergeuser]

Why did tarzan run away from the elephants?


Because he was scared...


Wow that was amazing.

[MTSuonare22]

Why did tarzan run away from the elephants?


Because he was scared...


Wow that was amazing.

[GanajaD]

What does the baby computer call his father?

Data.