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    Re: The Corny Joke Thread

    I was so hungry this morning, it's no surprise, I had not had any food since last year!
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    Re: The Corny Joke Thread

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    Re: The Corny Joke Thread

    what seperates a pig from a cop?

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    the baton
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  4. #104

    Re: The Corny Joke Thread

    Originally Posted by DeadEXit
    Why did the skeleton go to a party alone?

    Cause he had no "body" with him!
    That joke's hilarious
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  5. #105

    Re: The Corny Joke Thread

    Originally Posted by scottie1230
    Originally Posted by DeadEXit
    Why did the skeleton go to a party alone?

    Cause he had no "body" with him!
    That joke's hilarious
    They totally stole my joke!
    When i sue them, ill share half the profit with you & Redlynx scottie!
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    Re: The Corny Joke Thread

    Death by a Chicken is a fowl way to die....
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    Re: The Corny Joke Thread

    Morphy I already read that in twitter today!
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    Re: The Corny Joke Thread

    Originally Posted by BlueBadger
    Morphy I already read that in twitter today!
    Im a 2 man show..what can i say..
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    Re: The Corny Joke Thread

    What do you call a fake noodle?

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    An imPASTA
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    Re: The Corny Joke Thread

    Originally Posted by DeadEXit
    Originally Posted by scottie1230
    Originally Posted by DeadEXit
    Why did the skeleton go to a party alone?

    Cause he had no "body" with him!
    That joke's hilarious
    They totally stole my joke!
    When i sue them, ill share half the profit with you & Redlynx scottie!
    Speaking of sueing and lawyers... What do lawyers call their daughters?

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    Sue
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