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[rlmergeuser]

Hey guys and gals,

For me it was a few months back. I was friends with a girl. She was a bit loopy but I thought that I could "teach her" and I saw "potential" as usual. So one day she's talkin' to a fella at an agency and I've got nothing to do with it, so I wait for her to finish by standing say 15-20 feet away. When she finishes the next thing I know is that she is upset that I didn't stand next to her and that I was "waiting for her to come to me," and so she tells me to get lost.

I try to get to the bottom of it. She threatens to punch me, and I crook my neck to warn her that it would be a mistake. (Not sure for whom though. She was athletic.)

So the next day I go to her place. I go into the backyard (it's how it was done) and knock on the door, and to the door I start talking bla bla bla. Silence. Then the next thing she goes berserk and punches out the window from her room and sticks her head out and shouts curses at me. Man, I bolt out of there. I knew it was dangerous to go back after the threat of violence, but I had to try. Later I said to a mate "I'm glad I didn't drop my wallet in there coz if I had to go back it'd be a scene straight out of a horror movie."

[rlmergeuser]

Sounds like that was her method of dumping you... but she does sound like one crazy *** *****.
And yeah, as you've learnt you cannot teach crazy people anything without going through hell. Aren't you considered crazy yourself in these parts anyway

Myself...lots of crazy **** that I am not prepared to share with strangers but thanks for the story, entertaining read. Maybe it was karma for trying to play her and Claudia at the same time

Edit: Oh, a few months back. Knowing you there was probably some other girls pants you were trying to worm your way into though

Edit2: Wtf is with all the bots here. Who is their target audience? One is aimed at "women over 40". There are none of those here. I suggest not even reading those threads, I read of a new trick that internet *******s have learnt where you can hack peoples computers by them just opening a thread. Hold on I'll fetch the source.

Here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-22689158

Update Java or disable it entirely. Most comps have Java by default, it's important so get an alternative.

[nannerdw]

I read of a new trick that internet *******s have learnt where you can infect peoples computers by them just reading a thread.

That's why I use NoScript.
My computer won't run any Javascript, Flash, etc. on a webpage unless I specifically allow it.

[rlmergeuser]

Yeah. Ad block is a good choice too though I am not sure I even trust those programs/services themselves also:



But I think I am just being paranoid there because it needs to have access to your browser and it's not like tracking your behaviour would result in anything positive as there are no ads to spam you with!

[rlmergeuser]

Oh, Pinky, I highly doubt she punched out the window. You're almost guaranteed to do serious damage and end up in hospital. You were just exaggerating for our entertainment, yes? How kind of you

Pics or it didn't happen.

[rlmergeuser]

I suggest not even reading those threads, I read of a new trick that internet *******s have learnt where you can hack peoples computers by them just opening a thread. Hold on I'll fetch the source.

Here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-22689158

Update Java or disable it entirely. Most comps have Java by default, it's important so get an alternative.

Hey thanks for this! I've been opening them to report them. There are way more bots than when I was here 1 year ago.

Myself...lots of crazy **** that I am not prepared to share with strangers .

Wouldn't it be harder to share em with friends?

Sounds like that was her method of dumping you... but she does sound like one crazy *** *****.

She was kinetic. I loved that so much about her. As for your other comments I'll quote Connz Yo: "hmmm... yeah." I love that line.

****

Oh you added more. Pictures? How would I get pictures at the time? Sneak in and risk getting stabbed?
She did punch it out. And yes I am well aware that she most likely split her hand open in doing so, and that the stitching will never heal.

[rlmergeuser]

Wouldn't it be harder to share em with friends?

Well, I also cannot be bothered to type up lengthy stories (and the most epic of all needs detailing) just for other peoples entertainment and it would just probably make me look like an *** hole as I kinda was back then.

Instead have this for your viewing pleasure:

[rlmergeuser]

Hey, classy music. My kind of stuff.

I've got a few more crazy stories.

I watched Aliens and Alien 3 with a mate when I was 10. Best horror experiences I will ever have. And, looking back on it now, I realize that I like masochism (that's also why Trials is my favourite game). Go Ripley. I love female leads.

[CagBall]

@ apdenton -Nice tracks man. I much prefer him as a Hardcore/Jungle DJ but you can't beat the chilled out sound of that ride cymbal he always uses.

[rlmergeuser]

@ apdenton -Nice tracks man. I much prefer him as a Hardcore/Jungle DJ but you can't beat the chilled out sound of that ride cymbal he always uses.

Me too, by far. though the second vid there "Demon's theme" is played in a lot of his live jungle sets.
This is a good one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TInWwGKPlI

I watched Aliens and Alien 3 with a mate when I was 10.

Lol. I bet you tell all the ladies that

Had strict parents huh? I guess I was somewhat lucky. I would have missed out on so many awesome films and games otherwise.