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[Retribution]

You jump a ramp for the first time, and undershoot the next obstacle- you get pissed more than you would if you had overshot it.


/Humor intended only, everyone feel free to jump in and keep this goin!

[SwagDeflector]

When you don't understand how the fack High Deff takes a second off of a map.

[rlmergeuser]

...you brag to your friends about spending 10 hours on one track to shave off .001 to make your wang feel tingly.

[ClutchMystaFlex]

wqt

[rlmergeuser]

When you multiaccount...

/humour intended only

[mutetus]

...you play a track no-one else has tried.

[stiggyhead]

When you faceplant the finish line but come a millimiter short and fail at activating the last checkpoint.

[rlmergeuser]

...you put your stats in your bio

[Morfyboy]

ill let you know if/when it happens..

[D2Dahaka]

When you get XBL messages accusing you of cheating!



Of course, that doesn't happen to me...