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    Countdown to The Age of Uncomfortable Boat Journeys

    Ah, 10 more days until we get to the new era - The Age of Uncomfortable Boat Journeys. What are the odds-makers setting the line at for new obstacles?
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    Re: Countdown to The Age of Uncomfortable Boat Journeys

    I'm so excited to run on boats!
    aka I am ready to play the same damn levels over and over until day 1000.
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    Re: Countdown to The Age of Uncomfortable Boat Journeys

    Originally Posted by Nytmair
    I'm so excited to run on boats!
    aka I am ready to play the same damn levels over and over until day 1000.
    Oh, that reminds me - I just got this tattoo yesterday

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    Re: Countdown to The Age of Uncomfortable Boat Journeys

    If that's true arian, you're going to have people asking wtf is a cart glitch for the rest of your life. Is that for real dood??
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    Re: Countdown to The Age of Uncomfortable Boat Journeys

    Originally Posted by RookyJ
    If that's true arian, you're going to have people asking wtf is a cart glitch for the rest of your life. Is that for real dood??
    Haha - naw, I was just messing around. Making a joke about the fact that we're never going to get any further updates to 1000 Heroz, so we'll be stuck with cart glitches and all the other issues we've discussed in the past.

    On that note - does anyone know if Neo31000's run of 16.609 on today's (Day 591) run is legit? I've been burned too many times with glitched replays, so I don't feel like gambling today. If it is a legit replay, I'd really appreciate a YouTube post of the run.
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    Re: Countdown to The Age of Uncomfortable Boat Journeys

    It's a good replay for a non iPhone 5. Good as in it works. Other than that, it's an abuse of physics.
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    Re: Countdown to The Age of Uncomfortable Boat Journeys

    Its exactly what you've been talking about....a cart glitch. He got stuck in the handle. The cart then popped in the air, spun around 2 or 3 times and the flung him OVER the wheel. To which he hit the floating island and ran to the finish.

    I'm not even planning on playing much more than just "screwing around" here and there on the off chance that I get something that gives me a few points.
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    Re: Countdown to The Age of Uncomfortable Boat Journeys

    Originally Posted by TheRobZ
    It's a good replay for a non iPhone 5. Good as in it works. Other than that, it's an abuse of physics.
    Originally Posted by RookyJ
    Its exactly what you've been talking about....a cart glitch. He got stuck in the handle. The cart then popped in the air, spun around 2 or 3 times and the flung him OVER the wheel. To which he hit the floating island and ran to the finish.

    I'm not even planning on playing much more than just "screwing around" here and there on the off chance that I get something that gives me a few points.


    Haha - that's some good timing by Neo to hammer home the point of Cart Glitches 4 Life. I haven't seen the replay, but don't really feel like paying for a cart glitch replay. Would anyone who already got it mind posting to YouTube?
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    Re: Countdown to The Age of Uncomfortable Boat Journeys

    Hey Arian,

    When I saw the time I knew it was a glitch so I had to get the replay. Check it out here: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=g33pkguW5LM or search 1000 heroz cart glitch


    Massive glitch. Enjoy my wife and kids voices in the background...

    Cheers,

    KingJimmy
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    Re: Countdown to The Age of Uncomfortable Boat Journeys

    Just like when we went to the shivering age to the creepy blue guys with black eyes, the new age will be guys dressed in sailor suits!!! Haha
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