I made Super Mega Hot Chilli Sauce this morning using Red Savina, Bhut Joloka and Trinidad Scorpion chillies. I call it "Nuf's Napalm Nectar" with the sub title of "I love the smell of napalm poo in the morning". All three of the chillies I use have held the world record for temp at some point in time.
6 or more hand washes and 4 hours later, went and did a wee. Now my doodle is burning. It's ouchie...
Should have listened to my wife when she said to wear latex gloves...
And, just to really make the whole situation really suck, I burnt the chilli sauce by thinking "I'll make it to the pub in time to get a slab while this is reducing".... Obviously not...
On the up side, I have undone my pants and have a cold beer sitting on my **** - so it hurts less now...
Gongratulations.
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Most of you will probably think he's kidding but believe me, spicy wiener once happened to me, and it was only Red Savina powder, damn Trinidad Scorpion wiener must kill!
It would be the equivalent of skinning your ****** on gravel and throwing rubbing alcohol on it...
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the fun thing is when it commes back out it might give you a spicey ***
So far, just to keep it cool, i've had to drink about 10 beers!! no stubby cooler, no jocks. Just an open fly and sitting the beer on my old feller.
I was having dinner just before, rubbed my eye and got some in there too. Must have missed a bit under a nail or something...
What a **** afternoon.....
I have found though that engine degreaser works wonders in getting chilli oil off your hands.
One of my good friend's younger brothers once had really bad bazzas (ball rash/chafe from surfing). We convinced him to rub deep heat on his balls and ****. He cried so badly - like a little girl. 15 years on he is still called Deep **** by his ENTIRE family!!Originally Posted by QcChopper
My mate done the exact same thing. Pop your John into a pot of yoghurt. Throw yoghurt away when done.
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or give it to the wife your choiceOriginally Posted by TheRealTeeHill
This thread is full of win: it's fuckn funny.
...and also full of fail: Is 20 seconds of pleasure worth 10 hours of pain? You're either bored or enjoy abusing yourself, in the genitalia and anal cavity.
If you pay me I will abuse you with a red hot poker, I need the money.
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Why???Originally Posted by AussieNufMan
That's like using pepper spray to spice up your food.
