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[rlmergeuser]

HOLY CRAP!

[RetiredRonin]

Jumpin' in a battle when you ain't even involved?
Time to quit the game, son. Your Trials ain't Evolved.
Slap you in the mouth with my go-go gadget grappler.
Everyone agrees that your riding's in the crapper.
It's cute, you spitting rhymes, when you aren't even legit.
Your lines are adolescent like a kitten at the tit.
Startin' all this beef like a tantrum throwin' tike.
Get up out my way, boy, there's no mustard on my bike.
Lyrically, you're forced because you're trying too hard.
I hope you know your helmet, It's the one marked MoTARD.
Now I'd love to stay all day, and keep you in my class.
But I've got runs to make so you can kiss my rider's ***.

/end

Your ****s busted you got no mustard
Them rhymes are so wack Im disgusted...
Your samurai's shifty the rogue with the ronin
Ya rhymes aint all that you just sound like your moanin
We know your a mod and your names in the green
But your times are in the red and you cant run extremes
So i opened the wound now im rubbin in the salt
Cos you cant finish gas'n'go in less than 10 faults
Cant keep up to a rider that is so skilled
So move out the way before you find yourself roadkilled
With a 2 day head start ill still be ahead o' ya
And dont get me started on your skills in the editor
Im here all day if your bothering again
So i can school you and show you the origin of pain

/end

Your lyrics are a joke, you need to pick up some skills.
We're here with O.O.P. and you're still playing Big Thrills.
Quit tossin out words like "whickety whack".
Soundin' like the Swedish Chef when you try and talk smack.
Your names "the emcee", but that's clearly a lie.
Back up off me, kid, or you'll get dirt in your eye.
You know my name's in red, cause I'm everyone's rival.
So take a step back, cause I can't ensure your survival.
I'm giving you a link, why not give it a read?
Seeing your awful grammar's gonna make my eyes bleed.
My skills are so advanced that I put AJ to shame.
So you should stop and think before you keep at this game.
Watching all your runs, and they look like slow-mo.
I don't know why you're acting big. Just...

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[Morfyboy]

Very rougish i think..now i understand....

[emcee]

I liked your little link and it will improve my weak grammar
But you cant improve your skills man your worse than MC Hammer
You cant touch the emcee...your out of your depth
Damn right im like a chef man im choppin up your rep
In one simple step ill twist you up til your mental
And more messed up than most of track central
I really liked the line about putting AJ to shame
I guess you must be referring to a different kind of game
Cos it sure aint trials man your red dot i rush past
I think youd be faster if you bought yourself a bus pass

[RetiredRonin]

I liked your little link and it will improve my weak grammar
But you cant improve your skills man your worse than MC Hammer
You cant touch the emcee...your out of your depth
Damn right im like a chef man im choppin up your rep
In one simple step ill twist you up til your mental
And more messed up than most of track central
I really liked the line about putting AJ to shame
I guess you must be referring to a different kind of game
Cos it sure aint trials man your red dot i rush past
I think youd be faster if you bought yourself a bus pass

You're still here? Can't you just take the loss?
Your lines make no sense and they're full of weak-sauce.
Dissin' on my tracks? Dude, I've only made four.
I don't need to flood the feeds with a hundred or more.
You need to keep quiet, and you should keep still.
Don't be all pissy cause I'm King of your Hill.
I don't want to hurt you, so you don't need to weep.
But I'm not wearing boots, and your ********'s getting deep.
So give it a rest, give it some time.
And for your information, Rep and Depth will never rhyme.

[Morfyboy]

No way...you dark horse...

[NasT65]

*snatches a handful of BD's popcorn, and posts up in the corner, waiting for round 2*

[emcee]

Look, i dont want to insult your intelligence
But next time you come back, bring something relevent
Rep and depth dont rhyme, but loss and sauce do?
King of my hill? More like gum on my shoe....
Your not wearing boots yet you come to the battle
And now you're up **** creek, without a paddle
So next time you step you better get in the stance
Against me son..you will never stand a chance
Acting all large as community manager..
You have no immunity my battle skills damage ya
I ride like a champ...you ride like you're 50
Im out for this round..its your move shifty

[Colors_of_Life]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Morfyboy]

Hang on...kettle and a ciggy..