1. #201

    Re: TRIALS RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

    No way, you guys are worse then the CIA,
    they also tried to hack me but couldn't because their hair is gray and they're all g**.
    Now my cover is blown so let it be known also for the people in rome, I'm little jezus!
    my real name is cletus i bet that left you speechless, i work at night my job is... look at me I'm teethless
    I suck so hard I'm nicknamed leeches.
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  2. #202

    Re: TRIALS RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

    DJ, we teamed, I dont know why.
    You're just some fried up tiny little guy
    You think you're good, being in the green hall of fame.
    To bad your lyrics are all filled with shame.
    Enough is enough, we take it to the end.
    We crown me the master in the fairytale blend.
    It's true, it is. You know it to well.
    Oh I'm sorry. I didn't know you fell.
    Off that is, you started off good.
    But now you've gone straight off the hood.
    Deej, you look like your toasted?
    Maybe thats because you got straight up ROASTED!
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  3. #203
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    Re: TRIALS RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

    Originally Posted by ClutchMystaFlex
    DJ, we teamed, I dont know why.
    You're just some fried up tiny little guy
    You think you're good, being in the green hall of fame.
    To bad your lyrics are all filled with shame.
    Enough is enough, we take it to the end.
    We crown me the master in the fairytale blend.
    It's true, it is. You know it to well.
    Oh I'm sorry. I didn't know you fell.
    Off that is, you started off good.
    But now you've gone straight off the hood.
    Deej, you look like your toasted?
    Maybe thats because you got straight up ROASTED!
    OH, you calling me out?
    That ain't a good shout.
    Clutch, mate you're way too slow, go back to fapping ninjas, Come at me bro!
    I rate your rap an easy level 1,
    you're "2ez" to battle it ain't even fun.
    I'll give you a fairytale that you can blend,
    your the lil princess, I'm the rap beast to the end.
    You ain't good enough to rap with us lot,
    only thing your good for is that lucky clutch shot.
    wasting my time on you? what a joke,
    all you seem to do is constantly choke
    your rhymes don't fit, they make no sense,
    I have no time to give you offence.
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  4. #204

    Re: TRIALS RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

    Originally Posted by 2witchy
    Originally Posted by ClutchMystaFlex
    DJ, we teamed, I dont know why.
    You're just some fried up tiny little guy
    You think you're good, being in the green hall of fame.
    To bad your lyrics are all filled with shame.
    Enough is enough, we take it to the end.
    We crown me the master in the fairytale blend.
    It's true, it is. You know it to well.
    Oh I'm sorry. I didn't know you fell.
    Off that is, you started off good.
    But now you've gone straight off the hood.
    Deej, you look like your toasted?
    Maybe thats because you got straight up ROASTED!
    OH, you calling me out?
    That ain't a good shout.
    Clutch, mate you're way too slow, go back to fapping ninjas, Come at me bro!
    I rate your rap an easy level 1,
    you're "2ez" to battle it ain't even fun.
    I'll give you a fairytale that you can blend,
    your the lil princess, I'm the rap beast to the end.
    You ain't good enough to rap with us lot,
    only thing your good for is that lucky clutch shot.
    wasting my time on you? what a joke,
    all you seem to do is constantly choke
    your rhymes don't fit, they make no sense,
    I have no time to give you offence.
    aww the beauty and the beast ?
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    Re: TRIALS RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY



    <Eddeman>: that's mice right now imo
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  6. #206

    Re: TRIALS RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

    Originally Posted by Samir
    No way, you guys are worse then the CIA,
    they also tried to hack me but couldn't because their hair is gray and they're all g**.
    Now my cover is blown so let it be known also for the people in rome, I'm little jezus!
    my real name is cletus i bet that left you speechless, i work at night my job is... look at me I'm teethless
    I suck so hard I'm nicknamed leeches.
    OOHHHHHHHH!
    you suck.....

    You want to challenge the jezuz?
    well you must be a crude dude
    hold on..whats your name?
    samir?Cletus?leeches?no?
    well i'll plunge those leeches right up your cletus after this
    there wont be a jesus to save you when im done son
    cos im the one and only mutha ******g son
    i'll hear you scream and shout
    but no one will be there to listen out
    you wont be able to shout theres no teeth in your mouth
    you weren't hacked because those dudes backed out and said
    "na...hes too much of an annoying nat to hack"
    i'll see you on trials and i'll beat your scores by a clear mile



    TEHE
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    Re: TRIALS RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

    Originally Posted by ShiftySamurai
    I may seem lethargic, but I'm really just working.
    So I don't have time for your Cyrus-like twerking.



    Hehe...
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    Re: TRIALS RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

    Cheers Morf.Seeing that picture once was enough.
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    Re: TRIALS RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

    Lads lets just stop there cos this ****'s gettin old,
    shut your mouth and sit back, it's about to unfold.
    I'm new to the block but im seasoned in battle,
    So just give up right now cos I'd beat you sidesaddle.
    It's amusing to me, it feels like deja vu,
    all your googled-up spits, man your makin me spew!

    Buts lets keep this 'on topic', cos the mods might get mad,
    open up your thesaurus and your pink writing pad.
    Stand up to your mike, and lets hear what your sayin',
    cos to me it sounds like a CD is replayin'.
    I won't tell you twice, you'll end up sh*ttin bricks,
    If you don't know my name, just click on "Redlynx Picks".

    /ofthread
    Getatmebro.
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    Re: TRIALS RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

    Originally Posted by Wraath
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    nice mate!




    i haven't got much to do with rap (least not since years) but dis is one of the finest freestyles ever. made by the good old tical!

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