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[rlmergeuser]

dammit, you guys suck.

Oh I'm sorry master, please show us how it's done.
Not that it'd matter, 'cause I'd still be number one.
Now it's time to whoop your ***, so get ready to race,
Cause you're about to feel the burns right through cyberspace.
See I've had fifteen bans and fourteen warnings
But as the trolls would say; I was just respawning
Now, serious question, did you steal raps from Ikea?
Because you sound like you're just spewing diarrhea
Just go play call of duty, and don't come back
Because you've got less flow than your terrible tracks
I'm too quick to have the patience for some whacked out learner
Hell you couldn't beat me with constant afterburner
Now it's very apparent that you just can't rhyme
So shut up sucka, cause it's Trials time

*Drops keyboard*

WHAT?!?

[Oski]

dammit, you guys suck.

Oh I'm sorry master, please show us how it's done.
Not that it'd matter, 'cause I'd still be number one.
Now it's time to whoop your ***, so get ready to race,
Cause you're about to feel the burns right through cyberspace.
See I've had fifteen bans and fourteen warnings
But as the trolls would say; I was just respawning
Now, serious question, did you steal raps from Ikea?
Because you sound like you're just spewing diarrhea
Just go play call of duty, and don't come back
Because you've got less flow than your terrible tracks
I'm too quick to have the patience for some whacked out learner
Hell you couldn't beat me with constant afterburner
Now it's very apparent that you just can't rhyme
So shut up sucka, cause it's Trials time

*Drops keyboard*

WHAT?!?

You win the internet.

Was kind of hoping for a "no mustard on my bike" line, though.

[RetiredRonin]

dammit, you guys suck.

Oh I'm sorry master, please show us how it's done.
Not that it'd matter, 'cause I'd still be number one.
Now it's time to whoop your ***, so get ready to race,
Cause you're about to feel the burns right through cyberspace.
See I've had fifteen bans and fourteen warnings
But as the trolls would say; I was just respawning
Now, serious question, did you steal raps from Ikea?
Because you sound like you're just spewing diarrhea
Just go play call of duty, and don't come back
Because you've got less flow than your terrible tracks
I'm too quick to have the patience for some whacked out learner
Hell you couldn't beat me with constant afterburner
Now it's very apparent that you just can't rhyme
So shut up sucka, cause it's Trials time

*Drops keyboard*

WHAT?!?

Jumpin' in a battle when you ain't even involved?
Time to quit the game, son. Your Trials ain't Evolved.
Slap you in the mouth with my go-go gadget grappler.
Everyone agrees that your riding's in the crapper.
It's cute, you spitting rhymes, when you aren't even legit.
Your lines are adolescent like a kitten at the tit.
Startin' all this beef like a tantrum throwin' tike.
Get up out my way, boy, there's no mustard on my bike.
Lyrically, you're forced because you're trying too hard.
I hope you know your helmet, It's the one marked MoTARD.
Now I'd love to stay all day, and keep you in my class.
But I've got runs to make so you can kiss my rider's ***.

/end

[Oski]

dammit, you guys suck.

Oh I'm sorry master, please show us how it's done.
Not that it'd matter, 'cause I'd still be number one.
Now it's time to whoop your ***, so get ready to race,
Cause you're about to feel the burns right through cyberspace.
See I've had fifteen bans and fourteen warnings
But as the trolls would say; I was just respawning
Now, serious question, did you steal raps from Ikea?
Because you sound like you're just spewing diarrhea
Just go play call of duty, and don't come back
Because you've got less flow than your terrible tracks
I'm too quick to have the patience for some whacked out learner
Hell you couldn't beat me with constant afterburner
Now it's very apparent that you just can't rhyme
So shut up sucka, cause it's Trials time

*Drops keyboard*

WHAT?!?

Jumpin' in a battle when you ain't even involved?
Time to quit the game, son. Your Trials ain't Evolved.
Slap you in the mouth with my go-go gadget grappler.
Everyone agrees that your riding's in the crapper.
It's cute, you spitting rhymes, when you aren't even legit.
Your lines are adolescent like a kitten at the tit.
Startin' all this beef like a tantrum throwin' tike.
Get up out my way, boy, there's no mustard on my bike.
Lyrically, you're forced because you're trying too hard.
I hope you know your helmet, It's the one marked MoTARD.
Now I'd love to stay all day, and keep you in my class.
But I've got runs to make so you can kiss my rider's ***.

/end

Wow. Shogun, please make this a part of the next RLTV.

*cough cough*

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

[rlmergeuser]

Oski VS Shogun

[emcee]

dammit, you guys suck.

Oh I'm sorry master, please show us how it's done.
Not that it'd matter, 'cause I'd still be number one.
Now it's time to whoop your ***, so get ready to race,
Cause you're about to feel the burns right through cyberspace.
See I've had fifteen bans and fourteen warnings
But as the trolls would say; I was just respawning
Now, serious question, did you steal raps from Ikea?
Because you sound like you're just spewing diarrhea
Just go play call of duty, and don't come back
Because you've got less flow than your terrible tracks
I'm too quick to have the patience for some whacked out learner
Hell you couldn't beat me with constant afterburner
Now it's very apparent that you just can't rhyme
So shut up sucka, cause it's Trials time

*Drops keyboard*

WHAT?!?

Jumpin' in a battle when you ain't even involved?
Time to quit the game, son. Your Trials ain't Evolved.
Slap you in the mouth with my go-go gadget grappler.
Everyone agrees that your riding's in the crapper.
It's cute, you spitting rhymes, when you aren't even legit.
Your lines are adolescent like a kitten at the tit.
Startin' all this beef like a tantrum throwin' tike.
Get up out my way, boy, there's no mustard on my bike.
Lyrically, you're forced because you're trying too hard.
I hope you know your helmet, It's the one marked MoTARD.
Now I'd love to stay all day, and keep you in my class.
But I've got runs to make so you can kiss my rider's ***.

/end

Your ****s busted you got no mustard
Them rhymes are so wack Im disgusted...
Your samurai's shifty the rogue with the ronin
Ya rhymes aint all that you just sound like your moanin
We know your a mod and your names in the green
But your times are in the red and you cant run extremes
So i opened the wound now im rubbin in the salt
Cos you cant finish gas'n'go in less than 10 faults
Cant keep up to a rider that is so skilled
So move out the way before you find yourself roadkilled
With a 2 day head start ill still be ahead o' ya
And dont get me started on your skills in the editor
Im here all day if your bothering again
So i can school you and show you the origin of pain

/end

[rlmergeuser]

OOhhhhhhh, awwwwww, ahhh.

[Colors_of_Life]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[Oski]

OOOH wow. This thread is gold.

[rlmergeuser]

Dear God...What have I done?