1. #101

    Re: TRIALS RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

    I hate poetry.


    This ain't rap anymore it's poetry, if it's rap then it's demoted rap.
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  2. #102

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    Originally Posted by LitTlExJeZuZ
    I hate poetry.


    This ain't rap anymore it's poetry, if it's rap then it's demoted rap.
    Agreed. My interest for this thread just rapidly went down the drain.
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  3. #103
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    Re: TRIALS RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

    ok xpro, lets go.
    enough with shiftys "poe".
    lets bring it back to the old school rap
    wont mean s**t cause ya still cant rap
    cmon on mclovin what you got?
    stop boasting bout your times mr hot shot.
    try a ninja or two,
    they not good enough for you!
    il rap this up, mr picky
    peace out,
    / DJ2wItchY

    *claxon sounds* yeeeeah boi!!!!! that was soooo bad but screw it woooo
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  4. #104

    Re: TRIALS RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

    Originally Posted by vladiiiiiiii
    Originally Posted by xPrOFeSsi0NaL
    You think your so good, and you think that you've thrived,
    But in the global rankings I'm number 5.
    Yo check it

    Sit back and relax
    While I eat up this track
    You had the game early
    So take a step back
    Now you're number 5
    Enjoy all the glory
    Because if it was up to me
    It would be a whole different story
    I would strip all your ranks
    And ban you for good
    Watch you cry on the forums
    As we all know you would
    Now you may say that I suck
    And that I can't ride
    But once a cheater always a cheater
    From that you can't hide
    I'm sorry if I sound rude
    Or rap with no class
    But excuse me as I bend over
    So you can kiss my black ***
    By far one of my favorite rhymes but did you seriously have to bring the whole getting the game early?
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  5. #105
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    Re: TRIALS RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

    Its all in good fun, Vlad is only using it to wind up and im sure xpro doesnt take it personally, its a rap battle afterall.
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  6. #106

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    Originally Posted by 2witchy
    ok xpro, lets go.
    enough with shiftys "poe".
    lets bring it back to the old school rap
    wont mean s**t cause ya still cant rap
    cmon on mclovin what you got?
    stop boasting bout your times mr hot shot.
    try a ninja or two,
    they not good enough for you!
    il rap this up, mr picky
    peace out,
    / DJ2wItchY

    *claxon sounds* yeeeeah boi!!!!! that was soooo bad but screw it woooo
    Come on then Twitchy,
    Lets see what you got.
    Are you really that bad,
    or really s**t hot?

    You say you aint nothing,
    and I tend to agree.
    You aint got my skills,
    as you're about to see.

    When I really want to,
    I can rap with the best.
    So come at me bro,
    bring a bulletproof vest.

    'Cause this is a game,
    but s**t can get real,
    so dont take offence,
    or I'll bring you to heel.

    I could leave it there,
    and see what you say,
    if you need some more time,
    I could give you a day.

    But that would be weak,
    needing that long to rhyme,
    so go buy some lyrics,
    they're a dozen a dime!

    BRRRRRRRAP!
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    Re: TRIALS RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

    O_O

    S**t just got real.
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  8. #108
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    OOOOOOH its going down right here dawg!!! lol
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    Re: TRIALS RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

    Originally Posted by Barrybarfly
    Originally Posted by 2witchy
    ok xpro, lets go.
    enough with shiftys "poe".
    lets bring it back to the old school rap
    wont mean s**t cause ya still cant rap
    cmon on mclovin what you got?
    stop boasting bout your times mr hot shot.
    try a ninja or two,
    they not good enough for you!
    il rap this up, mr picky
    peace out,
    / DJ2wItchY

    *claxon sounds* yeeeeah boi!!!!! that was soooo bad but screw it woooo
    Come on then Twitchy,
    Lets see what you got.
    Are you really that bad,
    or really s**t hot?

    You say you aint nothing,
    and I tend to agree.
    You aint got my skills,
    as you're about to see.

    When I really want to,
    I can rap with the best.
    So come at me bro,
    bring a bulletproof vest.

    'Cause this is a game,
    but s**t can get real,
    so dont take offence,
    or I'll bring you to heel.

    I could leave it there,
    and see what you say,
    if you need some more time,
    I could give you a day.

    But that would be weak,
    needing that long to rhyme,
    so go buy some lyrics,
    they're a dozen a dime!

    BRRRRRRRAP!
    oh barry, you calling me out.
    guess its time to show you what im all about,

    you're four word sentence rap bores me.
    same poe bs from shifty.
    you battle with me, come bring it,
    bulletproof vest? dont need it.
    aint worth equipping when battling you.
    whats with ya tracks, i rated em 2. ( i didnt really lol)
    so come at me bro, lets see what ya got
    its time you understand the new rap era
    wisen up bazza, make ya sh*t clearer

    hence forth barry with his rap i can see
    thy does not make me quiver as i read gleefully
    my rap shall pwn you hopefully
    lol i guess i will see.

    i love you barry. hahahaha

    nae good at rapping but give it a shot lol. brap brap brap yyeeeeaaaah boooiiii il improve my rap when i can think lyrically.... check me! am still going!!!
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  10. #110

    Re: TRIALS RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

    Originally Posted by 2witchy
    Originally Posted by Barrybarfly
    Originally Posted by 2witchy
    ok xpro, lets go.
    enough with shiftys "poe".
    lets bring it back to the old school rap
    wont mean s**t cause ya still cant rap
    cmon on mclovin what you got?
    stop boasting bout your times mr hot shot.
    try a ninja or two,
    they not good enough for you!
    il rap this up, mr picky
    peace out,
    / DJ2wItchY

    *claxon sounds* yeeeeah boi!!!!! that was soooo bad but screw it woooo
    Come on then Twitchy,
    Lets see what you got.
    Are you really that bad,
    or really s**t hot?

    You say you aint nothing,
    and I tend to agree.
    You aint got my skills,
    as you're about to see.

    When I really want to,
    I can rap with the best.
    So come at me bro,
    bring a bulletproof vest.

    'Cause this is a game,
    but s**t can get real,
    so dont take offence,
    or I'll bring you to heel.

    I could leave it there,
    and see what you say,
    if you need some more time,
    I could give you a day.

    But that would be weak,
    needing that long to rhyme,
    so go buy some lyrics,
    they're a dozen a dime!

    BRRRRRRRAP!
    oh barry, you calling me out.
    guess its time to show you what im all about,

    you're four word sentence rap bores me.
    same poe bs from shifty.
    you battle with me, come bring it,
    bulletproof vest? dont need it.
    aint worth equipping when battling you.
    whats with ya tracks, i rated em 2. ( i didnt really lol)
    so come at me bro, lets see what ya got
    its time you understand the new rap era
    wisen up bazza, make ya sh*t clearer

    hence forth barry with his rap i can see
    thy does not make me quiver as i read gleefully
    my rap shall pwn you hopefully
    lol i guess i will see.

    i love you barry. hahahaha

    nae good at rapping but give it a shot lol. brap brap brap yyeeeeaaaah boooiiii il improve my rap when i can think lyrically.... check me! am still going!!!
    I can see what you're doing,
    but it wont make a difference.
    This nonsense you're throwing,
    isnt worth a pittance.

    You can two star me ,
    but it wont help you out.
    Me one-starring you,
    just carries more clout! (Not really! lol)

    I gave you a day,
    but see you needed longer.
    Its such a shame
    that your rap isnt stronger!

    So back I come,
    to show you how its done,
    This aint a knife battle,
    you shoulda brought a gun.

    We're taking things up a notch,
    gonna make it hardcore,
    None of this bullsh*t,
    they like to call parkour.

    This is real trials,
    you're banned if you're ginger.
    Nothing too easy,
    Just level 3 ninja!

    I can take you in here,
    I'm a master of (c)rap.
    But you win on track,
    where I need like a sap!

    I'll (w)rap this up,
    and let you get riding.
    I'll be taking cover,
    or maybe just hiding.

    But bring it in here,
    and it might get *****y,
    I dont take no (c)rap,
    from someone called Twitchy!

    BBBBRRRRRRRRAP! Over to you dude!
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