Are people really this dumb? | Forums

[rlmergeuser]

i hate people
i love this thread

[L0RDMelchett]

If you need any confirmation for how dumb some people are you need only look here for hundreds of examples:

Darwin Awards

As they say on their website - The Darwin Awards salute the improvement of the human genome by honoring those who accidentally remove themselves from it.

[stiggyhead]

Bill O' Reilly about the moon: -Who put it there?! Who put it there?!! Who put the Moon there?!

[johnsalis]

I was in line to go up the gondola on a busy weekend. It wasn't moving very fast and people were generally restless having just payed lots of money to go skiing/boarding and wanted to make the most of their time. I then heard a woman ask her husband "Why don't they make both sides of the gondola go up so it's faster?".

[rlmergeuser]

Most of my brain dosen't work and I have done numerous dumb things in my life. So I am here to stand up for the idiots and don't want anyone to get hurt here. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go play in traffic.

[stiggyhead]

A guy at my school said to me: " you listen to heavy metal and do not use drugs?! I thought it was one of metalheads anthems " (the use of drugs)

[rlmergeuser]

My friends girlfriend said during Euro 2012;

"Do you have to be English to play for England?"

You could be from anywhere in the world if you have one parent who is English you can play for England not sure about grandparents.

[shamusmon]

Some people are so dumb

Someone in my English class thought Shakespeare was still alive.

Whats the dumbest thing you've ever heard?

The girl next to me in my English class thought eggs were pieces of meat.
she has said a lot more dumb stuff as well.

[rlmergeuser]

In a way thats ALMOST correct because eggs are pure protein and meat has protein so almost there but i certainly dont see eggs naturally connected to the meat!

[rlmergeuser]

my girl thought that the california raisins really composed/penned "heard it thru the grapevine"...

i thought pickles were an actual vegetable, not just cucumbers that were pickled, and that you squeezed the juice from them to pickle other vegetables/things...

jook; kinda figured suckacydal was some kind of inside joke about ST

life; that **** is hilarious, everyone in line must've been dying. its always jokes figuring out the americans in line-ups, especially chairlifts for some reason. (no offense americans)