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[jook13]

One of my buddies had a girlfriend that was full of goodies.

We were all out on a boat, fishing and having fun. On the SHORE of the lake was a group of cows. Keep in mind this is in Arizona, the hot desert part of Arizona. The girl was looking at the cows and said "I wonder what those cows drink...?"

Same girl, she came to my place along with my friend just to hang out. She was looking through my CD's and grabbed a Suicidal Tendencies CD. As she was trying to spell it out, she asked "Who is Suck..a..si..dal Ten...dens...?"

[rlmergeuser]

Someone thought mexican cows moo in spanish.

I win the thread.

[rlmergeuser]

Same girl, she came to my place along with my friend just to hang out. She was looking through my CD's and grabbed a Suicidal Tendencies CD. As she was trying to spell it out, she asked "Who is Suck..a..si..dal Ten...dens...?"

I wodered why that was named that and what it meant now i know .


On the way out of school some school friends convinced a girl that teleporters exist.... i mean ive heard some scientist on TV say that they exist but just teleporting atoms i still thought about that too but real body sized teleporters really!

[NonRedOrchid]

A suspicious amount of these stories involve females

[T4KShadow]

My friends girlfriend said during Euro 2012;

"Do you have to be English to play for England?"

[rlmergeuser]

I just recently started a new job, and one of the teenaged girls that works at the store asked what my name was. When I told her it was Phillip while pointing at my name tag, she looks down at the name tag and goes "ohh... I thought your name was spelled Fillup. Like Fill Up." I was just like "....No. "

[rlmergeuser]

Also, this had me facedesking for a few minutes.

[rlmergeuser]

Also, this had me facedesking for a few minutes.

[Maradical]

She was looking through my CD's and grabbed a Suicidal Tendencies CD. As she was trying to spell it out, she asked "Who is Suck..a..si..dal Ten...dens...?"

Never heard of 'em

[lifeonaboard]

I was in line to go up the gondola on a busy weekend. It wasn't moving very fast and people were generally restless having just payed lots of money to go skiing/boarding and wanted to make the most of their time. I then heard a woman ask her husband "Why don't they make both sides of the gondola go up so it's faster?".