Originally Posted by arianj
Welcome to 1000 Heroz.
The first rule of 1000 Heroz is: you do not talk about new obstacles.
The second rule of 1000 Heroz is: you DO NOT talk about new obstacles!
Third rule of 1000 Heroz: a hero falls in a hole, gets impaled by a branch, stuck under a cart, the race is over.
Fourth rule: only one hero per race.
Fifth rule: one race at a time, fellas.
Sixth rule: helmets optional, shoes required.
Seventh rule: races will go on as long as they have to.
And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time playing 1000 Heroz, you have to race.