As we all know, the morons on track central have been misusing the word "ninja." It is quite clear that it has lost all of its meaning, as I constantly see tracks called "easy ninja" or "ninja for beginners." To 99% of trials players, ninja means gimmick obstacles and stupid tricks.
Because of this, I suggest we make a new name for ninja. Here are my ideas:
Beginner Difficulty: How many beginner tracks have you seen on Track Central? How many good ones have you seen? The answer to that is probably zero. Since no one makes beginner tracks, I suggest that whenever a track is labeled beginner, it will be assumed that it is very, very hard.
Elite, or something else that sounds cool: I don't like this one, simply because if the word sounds cool then the morons will eventually steal it and rape it like they did with the word ninja.
Buttcheek Difficulty: Why not?
Lets just call them extreme+ ,extreme++ and so on.
It surely doesn't sound cool, but it would work, i guess.
Every racist/black person would use that. So about 99.9999999999999999999999999999999% of TC would be full of ***** tracksOriginally Posted by Yoshi![]()
I still like elite because it makes sense.
I say it stays ninja. Idiots are going to be bobo...I mean idiots!
How about Turtle? Still kinda has the ninja-ness in it (TMNT anyone?). Or fluffy.
"condescending egotistical speedrunner elitist" tracks
HEY!!!Originally Posted by Jarr3tt88![]()
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But, it's a very valid point. The term Ninja died as soon as RedLynx made it a tag instead of an actual difficulty listed above Extreme.