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[Morfyboy]

[Morfyboy]

What do you call a man who gets straight to the point????


frank

[rlmergeuser]

A joke I heard on Mad Men (The actual clip is below.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnyUePmTe48

[rlmergeuser]

Communicating with Native Americans... it's easy when you know How.

[Morfyboy]

Communicating with Native Americans... it's easy when you know How.

I like this one..

[rlmergeuser]

One day, a bus filled with ugly people crashed, killing everyone.

At heavens gate st. peter asked from the first person in the line, "Before you enter, I grant you 1 wish. What do you want?"

That person thought it would be cool to be beautiful. And so he said: "Make me beautiful"

Everyone else, thought "Wow! thats smart!" And so the line continued, every person wishing to be beautiful. At one point, a man, who was last in line, started laughing hysterically.

Atlast his turn came, and st.Peter asked "What do you want?".

And the man said: "Make all thoe people ugly again!!"

[LukeMSki]

One day, a bus filled with ugly people crashed, killing everyone.

At heavens gate st. peter asked from the first person in the line, "Before you enter, I grant you 1 wish. What do you want?"

That person thought it would be cool to be beautiful. And so he said: "Make me beautiful"

Everyone else, thought "Wow! thats smart!" And so the line continued, every person wishing to be beautiful. At one point, a man, who was last in line, started laughing hysterically.

Atlast his turn came, and st.Peter asked "What do you want?".

And the man said: "Make all thoe people ugly again!!"

Good one.

[NonRedOrchid]

If you jump out of a plane and you're parachute doesn't work don't worry, you have the rest of your life to figure it out

[rlmergeuser]

Life- where the graphics are great but the gameplay sucks.

[willyums]

coleen rooney had surgery on her ******* not too long ago... he had a hair transplant.