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[Morfyboy]

What cheese is made backwards????


edam..

[Morfyboy]

1 piece of string said to another piece of string,

'Are you a piece of string'

String replied,

'No....im afraid not'

[L0RDMelchett]

Mickey Mouse's lawyer says "Look Mickey, you can't divorce Minnie Mouse just because she's got big teeth, it's not a valid legal reason."

Mickey Mouse replies "I didn't say I wanted to divorce Minnie Mouse because she's got big teeth, I said I wanted to divorce her because she's f*ckin' goofy!"

[Morfyboy]

Nice one melch..

[LukeMSki]

There are 3 types of people in this world. Those who can count and those who can't.

[Oski]

There are 3 types of people in this world. Those who can count and those who can't.

There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who know binary and those who don't.

[Morfyboy]

A man and a giraffe went to the pub for a few beers..12 pints later,the giraffe keeled over flat out on the floir drunk..the barman said to the man,
' hey mate...you cant leave that lying on the floor'

The man replied,

'Thats not a lion,....its a giraffe!'

[Morfyboy]

How do you make a ginger wine???


Kick him in the bollocks..

[willyums]

a dog goes into a hardware store and asks for a job.
the man says, "no.. why dont you try the circus?"

and the dog says "what would the circus want with a plumber?"

[Morfyboy]

Lol..i love a good joke..