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[Elements1992]

Hey Trials Community, I think it's time you learn the truth about some of us so-called Pro's.
We actually suck, who hire people to get our times on Evo, like Ginodeergun...The real pro.

We hide behind a computer screen to disguise our true identity.

First we have that Euan guy (L2G iLoGiiKz x) Who poses as a 14 year old speed-runner who loves to eat Oreo's. Well an actual fact, he's just an 50 year old bum-***, with nothing better to do than to chat up 14 year old girls, seducing them with his spec-saver glasses. This is in actual fact Euan;



Then we have that Kyoshi Yozima guy who just hires Slinky to run all his times as they are in actual fact, gay lovers. He's not cool, he is a candidate for the worst trials player in the world...and guess what, he's not even black. And kids, he doesn't have pizza...He's just a white-boy nerd who's still in college and hasn't even seen a nipple yet.
Guys, i bring you....Kyo;



And then there's just me....I actually suck at Trials and am actually a 23 year old student at college, nothing really else to say apart i also visit the gym a couple of times a week...Here's me;



So there you have it guys....We're not who we say we are and we suck, thought you should all know. This is us going try-hard at Way Of The Ninja, all beating our personal bests.

[rlmergeuser]

that screenshot is too big, I can almost see it

[Elements1992]

GAHHHHH WHY WON'T IT GO BIG! I've just re-sized it and everytthinnng..stupid thing

[Elements1992]

But for the record.

L2G iLoGiiKz x - 39 faults. 4:13
Elements1992 - 30 faults. 4:21
Kyoshi Yozima - 40 faults. DNF

[Euan]

[Euan]

But for the record.

L2G iLoGiiKz x - 39 faults. 4:13
Elements1992 - 30 faults. 4:21
Kyoshi Yozima - 40 faults. DNF

1This is totally true!









P.S we were not rying a ridiculous ninja shortcut. I also did not get 1.42 next run.

[rlmergeuser]

much better

[Euan]

Best ya can do!

[rlmergeuser]

Best ya can do!

you zoomed but didn't enhance you need to watch more CSI

[Elements1992]

And you still can't see it?

Well this thread was an epic fail.