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some of them are stupid isms but some are very funny.
punch you in the face
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A cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris."
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
The best part of waking up is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
If Chuck Norris was in the movie 300, they would have called it 1.
Lmfao.Originally Posted by ShiftySamurai
In my opinion, Chuck Norris is an over rated old man.
Let the ***** go up against Chopper Read or Charles Bronson (the prisonor not the old man actor).
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Chuck Norris was, and still is, a well respected action star. He made plenty of movies, probably before you were born, and will continue to have a cult-like following.
Not even Antti can withstand the AWESOME MIGHT that is Chuck Norris!
You are entitled to your opinion, but Chuck Norris wins at EVERYTHING.
Sorry I stole your pic, John!
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Ok that's pretty funny
everybody can do criticism about the walker texas thing, (even after a karate career, one should think about earning money in a safe way to continue to live well) but keep this in mindOriginally Posted by haitchDee
On November 24, 1968, he avenged his defeat to Delgado and by doing so won the Professional Middleweight Karate champion title, which he held for six consecutive years. In 1969, he won Karate's triple crown for the most tournament wins of the year, and the Fighter of the Year award by Black Belt Magazine. Chuck Norris retired with a karate record of 183–10–2.
@ shifty : great picture """"" goes to my collector """"
Well.....i think that chuck norris got to be a joke,unless your talking movie tuff,right? And if you are thats cool becase i think that he was pretty good in movie fights also...but talking real life thats a differnt story.....also lets dont forget bruce lee kicked his arse in a movie to
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He won many, many professional karate world titles.Originally Posted by XXbuckettsXX
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Chuck Norris was in a Bruce Lee movie because Bruce Lee respected his real world karate accomplishments. If that isn't enough of a stamp of approval, nothing is.
