Does anyone have a sentence of magic? Round 2!!!! | Forums

[JoeRegular]

We dance around the circle and suppose.
The secret sits in the center and knows.

[rlmergeuser]

3 or 4, hell, maybe even 5 sentences will be fine. I didn't say it in my original post because I didn't think I had to: all plagiarized statements will be rejected.

I appreciate the effort so far, guys.

[rlmergeuser]

It seems that we're 100% certain that we're not sure

[rlmergeuser]

He thought that I knew that She thought Jenny knew Joann thought i was good looking, when in reality all Joann thought was that i knew "SHE" was good looking When in fact, that could never be as "SHE" is just a pronoun. How did she even pass on the message??? :/

[rlmergeuser]

Keep 'em coming. Don't be shy.

[rlmergeuser]

I'll enter the competition to get the noggins thinkin'.

[rlmergeuser]

Dost thou be thine brain or thine rectum? I can no longer tell the difference.

[rlmergeuser]

I'm not going to be talking about a person's ***.

[rlmergeuser]

Do we have any more entries? Some of you wanted a smarter thread by me, so I stepped up the ante. I don't know why most people treated this as a Joke thread.

I'd like to see at least one contribution from the people who complained that my threads are dumb. Maybe dethrone my submission?

[rlmergeuser]

My sentence: 50 years for kidnapping the presidents daughter Ill see you all when i get out!