1. #81

    Re: I'm SMRT!!! Apparently now the riddle thread

    Originally Posted by bobozilla
    What is once in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in a thousand years?
    The letter M.
    Originally Posted by bobozilla
    A towel

    IDFK

    EDIT: A balloon in a decompression chamber
    A towel is correct for the first one, and I don't know the specific properties of balloons inside decompression chambers, but I do know that's not the answer I was looking for.

    Edit: *Ding Ding* A hole in the ground is the correct answer. Just remember to thank Google before you go to bed tonight. I am.
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  2. #82

    Re: I'm SMRT!!! Apparently now the riddle thread

    I know. I had a second edit that has the real answer; a hole
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  3. #83

    Re: I'm SMRT!!! Apparently now the riddle thread

    I don't understand. When a towel dries it becomes dry. If "take away" can mean anything, then an answer can be for... anything. An answer could be: freedom gets bigger when you take away asssholes.
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  4. #84

    Re: I'm SMRT!!! Apparently now the riddle thread

    You take away dirt (or whatever the material may be) to make a bigger hole.
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  5. #85

    Re: I'm SMRT!!! Apparently now the riddle thread

    The sentence was left hanging. What gets bigger the more you take away... from it/from dirt/from asssholes/from your mum?? If the sentence implies the first (which it does not), then hole doesn't make sense. If you take away from a hole, you are taking the air, not the Earth.
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  6. #86

    Re: I'm SMRT!!! Apparently now the riddle thread

    you're reading too far into it.
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  7. #87

    Re: I'm SMRT!!! Apparently now the riddle thread

    To be honest I'm rather sad you left my FL. Who am I supposed to talk to in off-topic, if not you?
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  8. #88

    Re: I'm SMRT!!! Apparently now the riddle thread

    You could get me back if your former self returns. You've been quite annoying the past few days.

    Has something happened in your life that bled-out on these forums? You don't have to be specific. Yes or no would be just fine. Or ya just feelin' ornery?
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  9. #89

    Re: I'm SMRT!!! Apparently now the riddle thread

    I was miserable and passive way beyond normalcy at university, so I have an aggressive, derogatory outlook. I suppress most of my ill emotions when I come here, but not always, certainly not when my post gets deleted, when I get insulted severely (which Shifty sees as a Joke - only aggravates me more by saying that), or when people don't like my posts or threads or Jokes.

    I haven't changed. I got a Job twice a week at a war museam last week and that has given me more energy. A lot of that energy funnels out negatively, I guess. I latch onto people who respect me though, which a few have had the misfortune of discovering.
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  10. #90

    Re: I'm SMRT!!! Apparently now the riddle thread

    Sounds like you could benefit from a punching-bag.

    How you liking the museum?
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