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[Colors_of_Life]

For those who don't know, this all started when I found out Starfire was, infact, CHEATING on Hydro Thunder. You can tell by how much faster his times are than mine and I'm godly at Hydro Thunder of course. I have been unable to get a satisfactory explanation to how your times are faster than mine.

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I've been doing some intense research for the past week now for 33 hours per day when I realized that your controller is 100% undeniably modded!

FIRST you bought a NES controller off Amazon for $5!

http://www.amazon.com/NES-Controller.../dp/B000UCF9TA

THEN you glued a fake xbox 360 controller faceplate over the NES Controller!



You operate the controller on an xbox 360 console by shoving a potato into the empty module slot.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potato

I used to like you starfire but unless you can prove that what I posted above is not true then you will forever be considered a cheater and a liar!

[Jarr3tt88]

I love you mjay

[Retribution]

I love you mjay

[johnsalis]

Potatoes. The secret to speed running?

[JoeRegular]

F**k the potatoes...I want a full on SpeedSandwiching League i can get in on

[jook13]

I use those same potatoes to win track making competitions.... sorry guys, I'm a cheater.

[rlmergeuser]

Hey, 4Kshadow said the top times are done through an unfair advantage - he was explicitly referring to Kyoshi among others - and he's a better speedrunner than any of you. Maybe, Shifty, you could write me another long essay to counter argue this point.

[xPrOFeSsi0NaL]

Speed running? Whats that?

[rlmergeuser]

Speed running? Whats that?

Yep, that's right, 4Kshadow said the players at the top of the overall leaderboards have an unfair advantage. Most of you haven't even played Mercury HG. I have to say I am disappointed in how narrow-minded some of you are.

[xPrOFeSsi0NaL]

I like to keep an open mind... to EVERYTHING

What r u thinking of
Perverts...