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...so I was just messing around on Urban Dictionary. Decided to type in my name, "Maximillian". Here's what shows up.
Maximillian
1. The apex of ultimate, one step better than "Maximilian". A unique form of the name "Maximilian", with 2 L's. Amazing in bed, a natural leader, holds a lot of power.
My name is Maximillian, that's all you really need to know.
Oh that guy? He's Maximillian......... yeah I know, he's a sexy mother f*cker.
2. The most clever, hilarious, entertaining best buddy to walk the earth. He beatboxes to the beat of a lady crossing the street and makes anyone feel special by their "flaws".
"What is that beautiful music?" "Its Maximillian beat-boxing Better off alone by Alice Deejay!!"
AND. I looked up Modern Warfare 3.
Please pardon the vulgarity of it, but I started laughing out loud to myself quite hysterically.
Modern Warfare 3
1. Imagine Modern Warfare 2 but with a 3 crayoned over the 2.
Modern Warfare 3 is going to be Modern Warfare 2 but with higher detailed dust and a complete set of new floating newspapers, boy I can't wait!
2. Imagine a giant c*ck flying towards your mouth, and there's nothing you can do about it, and you're like "oh man, I'm going to have to suck this thing". You brace yourself to suck this giant c*ck. But then, at the last moment, it changes trajectory and hits you in the eye. You think to yourself "well, at least I got that out of the way". However, the giant c*ck rears its ugly head, and stabs your eye again, and again, and again. Eventually, this c*ck is penetrating your grey matter, and you begin to lose control of your motor functions. Then, the giant c*ck slaps you across the cheek and knocks you out of your chair. Unable to move and at your most vulnerable, the giant c*ck finally lodges itself in your anus, where it rests comfortably for 4, maybe 5 hours.
That's what the new Modern Warfare 3 will be like.
Gamer 1: hey have you seen the new Modern warfare 3? it looks sick!
Gamer 2: Yeah I've seen it.
Gamer 1: Preordered!
Gamer 2: ***got. You should get battlefield 3 instead.
Idk about you all, but I'm seriously crying over the fact that that's what someone put as the definition of Modern Warfare 3.
What does your name say? POST EM.
Rules: You pick the first one you see. No exceptions or picking out the best.
Starfire
1. Earth-clueless alien/Teen Titan.
2. A Tameranian alien.
3. A U.S. Air Force jet fighter, AKA 'F-94 Starfire'
4. "Burning Star Fire, shining for the lives of all men, who stand by your side, when the night falls..." - A song made by 'Dragonforce' titled Starfire.
5. A female character from a American Japanese-styled anime, who is the alien of the group. She also has an older sister named Blackfire, her polar opposite.
Oh look here, I found more definitions.
6. The greatest girl ever alive.
7. The smartest person ever.
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8. Nuclear fusion in stars.
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11. StarFire is a wide-area differential GPS developed by John Deere's NavCom and precision farming groups.
12. Starfire is incredible!!
Rob
1: random occurring *****.
Enough said.
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18. The most lovable person ever!
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Hahaha!Originally Posted by HuntDemNoobz
Oskari
1) an itchy kitten.
2) a rhino orgy.
3) a blond, finnish boy who is very easy to get with and plays frisbee
4) oskari is a math nerd who hates math
3 and 4 are very accurate, except I don't play frisbee
How does it know??
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Oski
1) Some use it as a term for 'whatever', but mostly it's slang for 'ounce'.
'We lit an oski up during last night's party'
That definition for 'rob' has as many thumbs down as thumbs up. Therefore, it's bogus. The definitions for 'oskari' have no votes because they too are bogus. Starfire on the other hand has heaps many thumbs up 'cos everyone knows Starfire!!
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1. Nathan 3449 up, 2010 down
A guy who is caring and intelligent and is superior to all even God.He is loved by all his mates and is there for everyone who has problems and is a great listener.He is so caring and such a strong fighter that nothing can beat him.He is the kinda guy you want as a mate or a lover.A legend at the guitar and guitar hero.He is just an amazing happy person who is easy to love.He has a very nice personality and is very easy on the eyes and is very cute.He is a perfect man in everway unless you cross his path when he is sleepy then you have hell to pay lol. Generally a nice guy with lots of friends who adore and love him.A one of a kind...
Girl 1: Who is that guy?
Girl 2: Oh him he is a Nathan.
A nice guy.A legend on
The guitar!
Girl 1: He is such a dream!
