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    Can Zombies Swim?

    So like every other day i ask my little sister if shes ready for the zombie apocalypse. She says, what are you talking about. So i tell her that in 2012 when the world ends its going to be because of zombies, and are you going to be ready? She thinks im crazy.

    So my plan is that when the zombies do hit, im going to go to an island in the middle of no where with my AK47 and just chill there. I think i'll be fine there, nice and safe.

    But what if zombies can swim? Then im totally screwed, so what do you guys think?
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    Re: Can Zombies Swim?



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    Re: Can Zombies Swim?

    Originally Posted by heetsauce


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    You beat me to it! Classic scene
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    Re: Can Zombies Swim?

    That was extremely disgusting ughhh.... gross!

    Especially the part where the girl got the wood through her eye DISGUSTING!!!

    But yea idk how this answers can zombies swim, and i also have no idea what this is
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    Re: Can Zombies Swim?

    Originally Posted by xPrOFeSsi0NaL
    That was extremely disgusting ughhh.... gross!

    Especially the part where the girl got the wood through her eye DISGUSTING!!!

    But yea idk how this answers can zombies swim, and i also have no idea what this is
    Zombies may not be able to swim, but they sure can take advantage of sharks... So I'd be careful on that island if I were you.
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    Can Zombies Swim?

    Zombies don't have to eat, and they don't have to use their lungs. They probably aren't coordinated enough to swim but they might float, there would also probably be cruise ships filled with zombies.

    An unfortified island with a lone AK-47 wouldn't stand up to legions of the undead.
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    Re: Can Zombies Swim?

    It depends, if the person could swim before they died then they can swim as a zombie.
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    Re: Can Zombies Swim?

    So it sounds like me and my AK are screwed. But zombies are way too stupid to know how to swim. And even if they float they may not float towards me, they would float where the current takes them
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    Can Zombies Swim?

    I'm pretty sure that zombies lack the cognitive capabilities, dexterity, or coordination to swim.

    Most zombies can talk before they become zombified, they don't retain that knowledge either.

    Zombies are pretty stupid, but they are persistent. There will be none safe from the Zombie Apocalypse.
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    Re: Can Zombies Swim?

    Yay Professional finally made a thread!

    And what will you do when you reach the island and Obama says, "This island is mine, *******!"? Most people already are zombies, and no, they cannot swim.
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