This will be updated. The names will appear in no particular order.
1. Professional
Responded to my posts with not only the most enthusiasm, but for a very long period of time. In return I prioritize his custom tracks above all others and hold over 50 tracks from him. Has a great sense of humor and is broad-minded. The speed at which he creates new tracks shows a tremendous ferocity towards art.
Funny trivia: he kicked me off his friends list once
2. Crazhalo
In our only conversation, he said he thinks I'm a twelve-year-old kid and a know-it-all. I think he's an ignoramus. I also think that to name oneself after Halo is inane.
3. JJtheGerman
Insinuated that I'm a ****** in our first conversation, and made me feel that we are worlds apart, even more so than before. Is the best Trials rider at both extreme tournaments and extreme tracks. I am especially in awe of his feats on Midnight Club and Blast from the Past (BFTP), partly because I have played these two events to death.
4. Mung
Believed in my ability to get in the top 10 of BFTP and encouraged me to DO THE MIRACLE when I had a time of 1:24.XXX. Mung is the man of inspiration! (sort of)
5. Willyumz
I like him more than I should simply because his name begins with Willy. Subsequently, I flattered him on his custom tracks so many times that it makes me feel sick. He used to make a lot of sophisticated posts, but I guess the forum got too dumb for him.
He was foolish enough to challenge me on BFTPHe will know not to make the same mistake twice. I secretly think that his unsuccessful attempts to beat me on BFTP has haunted him to the point that it has affected his daily life. He is the only person who knows 100% what my sex is.
If you are going to ask him, there is a 50% chance he will lie.
6. Jhitman
Kicked me off his friends list when the "Who am I" thread appeared in the Trials HD general discussion. My guess is he assumed I created it because of the Humba stuff. Well, I didn't create that stuff, and it had taken me like a week to discover the secret thread where everyone was complaining about my girl, Humba. It's funny the way stuff happens. My friends list door is still open - for 5000MPS (a bargain, really). I associate him with illegal activity
7. Slinky
Said he likes my style when I got 1:13.960 on BFTP - also is interested if I have a *****. Sometimes writes long ineffective essays, but I'm glad he isn't afraid to express a different view.
8. Sipe
Approves of multi-account cheating hackers! Most likely responsible for banning me once.
9. 420
We never talked. Kind of ironic, given how many posts he's made.
10. MurdochLoch
We never talked. At least I don't have to write much.
11. KO Syndicate
Congratulated me on getting 1:17.357 on BFTP, and when I said 1:13.XXX is my limit he told me "confidence is important". I think I won the debate about 1:13.XXX being my limit, but I took his advice to heart and apply it all the time now.
12. NovaDarkstorm
The second person to congratulate me (Willy was first) on getting 1:13.960 on BFTP! Likes Webchat a lot and is a whole new person over there - I don't really like it cos Webchat doesn't save a whole lot of talk. Makes really impressive tracks. Has an unhealthy fixation on Professional.
13. Nytmair
Burst into life immediately after I kicked him off my friends list. He is currently the most exciting thing in off-topic. Says nothing can anger him, and yet I've already managed to boil his blood. Is a passive family man. I might have to visit his custom tracks and provide some feedback.
14. Shadow
He is kicking my *** in Hydro Thunder Hurricane. The word "shadow" now has a whole new meaning to me. I like seeing him ranked at the top of my friends list in everything - it gives me a hard-on.
15. ShiftySamurai
Called me a ******. Thinks he is a big man because his name appears in blue and bold. Demanded for more moderators because, to some extent, he has a low opinion of some of the forum members. He has made several weak counter-arguments; he likes to write the most sentences to win an argument. He secretly wishes he were as smart as me. He likes "ninja difficulty" even though he struggles on extreme tournaments. He tends to side with the majority view. Seems to have a lot of passion. Might be gay.
16. QCChopper
His signature is vulgar and inappropriate for a PG-13 audience, and he has an abysmal outlook on what is funny and what is not.
17. Twohitter
Really cool bloke who made a wicked thread about me. Suffers from depression because his compassion towards people and his vision for a better tomorrow bleeds from him.
18. Mikko
Responsible for deleting a thread by Twohitter. Hasn't been around in the forums enough to know that he suffers from depression. Should have explained his decision instead of using a cold hand.
19. Stickz
Provided many good times when I Joined the forum. Probably realized that his real friends are more important than virtual friends. I'd leave the forum too if I didn't sit in front of the computer all day long; or rather, I'd leave the forum if the world were more interesting.
20. Skag
High-brow charity man. His gamertag is Cag Ball, but I think of him as "Cag Ballsack".
21. Malachite
Called me a troll repeatedly and a hypocrite. Wants ninja difficulty to have an official status, and thinks that 25 votes in his poll in favor of ninja will get him somewhere. If it were me, I would call it extreme tier 2, but everyone on my friends list knows that I make tracks for a broad audience.
22. Joe Regular
His name makes me feel good about myself. He thinks I talk too much about BFTP.
23. Bobozilla
I think of him as "boobzilla".
24. ChicagoAJ
He used to tick away in the personal best thread. He appears to have stopped posting there after I blasted him for obsessing about it. He has a very serious disposition.
25. Cypherdextrous
The only person ever who gave me a positive rating on xbox live. He is responsible for a legendary Super Mario track - hit it up, people! - and he sucks at Hydro Thunder Hurricane!
26. Raistlin
I kicked him off my friends list because I was pissed off that Jhitman kicked me off his friends list. As the weeks went by, I started to feel terrible about it, and eventually apologized. I displayed one of my rare lapses of good Judgement. He's a cool bloke who made very original custom tracks. Because of my error, I'm beholden to him, and I feel close to him.
27. Redbomber
The best and most dedicated Trials player around. He must be highly intelligent and lives a good lifestyle to have managed to master the tracks. People see him as arrogant, but no, he is confident and proud. Is he rude? Well, that depends on how strong you are mentally. He finds people's animosity towards him both comical and childish. He decided to create the Redrider account because (A) it is a respected name that he believed should live on, and (B) he was sick of seeing what he believes are rubbish times at the top of the boards.
28. SharpieSniffer
It's really wonderful to have new people to replace the old.
29. Burnzee
He admitted to me that he has memorized his rank for every track. This speaks for itself.
30. High Deff XXXXX
He is angry at the world, and therefore at people in general, but so far he, like other people in his position, is unable to articulate his thoughts on this complex matter.
31. HurrayitsMike
Religious. Confuses his own emotions as an external entity.
32. LifeonaBoard
Made an awesome DLC entry track. I feel close to him because he's Aussie. I kicked him off my friends list because back then I thought that's ta thing you're meant to do after downloading people's tracks (it was written in the rules somewhere).
33. Boris
Said he quit the forums, but like a World of Warcraft addict, he's back and wasting his life away. He posted the best links by far in "The Art Thread" thread I created.
34. Jook
Talented country man - a track maker and a drawer; a maker of long guns. Wow! I don't want to mess with him! I have a long list of his tracks, but I don't play them as much as a track maker would like of their fans.
35. KyoshiYozima
He has a vertical sense of humor, which I hold more dearly than most anything. He is better able than most people in telling if I am taking the piss out of people, or if I'm being serious. I love him like crazy. He thinks I'm cool - I can't believe it! I love his tracks, except his damn extreme tier 2 tracks.
36. Starfire999
I'm a wonderful girl in the beautiful world! LA LA LA LA LA la la! I'd kiss you if I could! This is how I feel when someone replies to a post I made:
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Funny trivia: Starfire kicked me off his friends list onceOriginally Posted by Starfire999Funny trivia: he kicked me off his friends list once
U'll get your turn.
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uh oh.. now i'm scarred...Originally Posted by Starfire999
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1000? weak.
Senior Community Manager
You didn't even go after the me? Offended. Lame sauce.
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Hello.
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/facefloor
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Yay! Im 1st! It is in a particular order, and im 1st WO!!! HahahaOriginally Posted by Starfire999This will be updated. The names will appear in no particular order.
1. Professional
Responded to my posts with not only the most enthusiasm, but for a very long period of time. In return I prioritize his custom tracks above all others and hold over 50 tracks from him. Has a great sense of humor and is broad-minded. The speed at which he creates new tracks shows a tremendous ferocity towards art.
Funny trivia: he kicked me off his friends list once
Anyway, thanks a ton starfire. I appreciate what you said about me. In the end you should have just said, yea professi0nal is the freakin MAN! Haha
I still think its funny how i dont even have 50 tracks anymore, i have like 15
And i dont even remember kicking u off my friends listWhen did i do that?
^ b4 I posted in the forum
