Damn I didn't know that. All the best for the future! I'll put in extra effort in making the forums a FUN place!
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1. I sold and was addicted to cocaine for 8 yrs, clean ( only one vice now) for over 10 yrs.
2. I have been shot.
3. My son came very close to being named Rick James after the Dave Chappelle/Charlie Murphy sketch
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!!Originally Posted by JoeRegular
Senior Member
1. I'm an 18 year-old virgin
2. I was born with a Unilateral Complete Cleft Palette
3. I've never worked a day in my life, but that's about to change any day now.
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No point doing mingers for the sake of it mate. Wait for the fitties.Originally Posted by T4KShadow
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1. I got my wife pregnant the first time I met her.
2. I used to drink an 18 pack every single night, havnt drank in over 2 years now.
3. I cant stand the band Sublime. I got kicked in the face once because of an argument over that one.
Interesting thread, I hear ya on the coke Joe better off out of that game.
@shadow love the honesty, I was over 18 also nearly 19 I think before I got jiggy. For years before that it was just a comedy of errors, Couldn't get it in, time of the month, too drunk and fell asleep,couldnt get a *****, couldnt get the condom on, condom would break, you name it it happened to me, I thought I was cursed to never get it on. Hope you have fun your 1st time.
@super sperm jook sublime are terrible I would have stood up for you on that one.
1: I never learned how to drive, mainly because I despise cars and Im very clumsy and would most likely kill myself or worse someone else.
2: 2 of my friends and I broke into a building site at 4 in the morning after a lot of chemicals(I was only wearing trunks for some reason). After clocking all of the workers in we decided to climb up a crane for a better view and a good old chat.
When we got to the top we decided to go out on the arm of the crane after a few meters we looked down and there was a whole fleet of police cars waiting for us. As we were climbing down my friend came up with a genius idea that he was after having a big fight with his girlfriend and he was up there to kill himself and we were merely trying stop him, we got away with it
3: I swim a mile in the pool almost everyday.
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1. I am diagnosed with Bipolar I disorder
2. I spend $7,000 on weed every year (gotta have my medicine)
3. I've only smoked 1 tobacco cigarette in my life
1. The first girl I slept with I got pregnant. ( sorry jook, not trying to rip you off or anything)
2. I once had a circular saw with the guard pinned up kick back and slice through my stomach. ( I got 28 stitches and a bad *** scar
3. I purchased Trials HD for ShiftySamurai. ( I'm so sorry.)
Also, a little addition to #1; Shifty and I both lost our virginity to this girl. He told me though that if I mention that, I have to make sure to specify that he was first. He thinks that means he won, but I'm the one who ruined her dreams. Winning!
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Wow...
