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[xPrOFeSsi0NaL]

After reading all of these replies i think all of you guys are a bunch of psychopaths

[RetiredRonin]

I would kick one of those old
Men who think that they can do whatever they want because they'll be dying soon. Then I would run through the street holding my naked junk. Hopefully I would still be holding it when rigor set in. That way a coroner would have to pry my cold dead hand off of it.

That's what I would do.

[xPrOFeSsi0NaL]

Hahahahahahah

[rlmergeuser]

Having sex whiel skydiving. I do that with Starfire every weekend. And then I walk away and hum peacefully and feel like I've swollowe a big gulp of reality.

[xPrOFeSsi0NaL]

Wait so u have sex with yourself?

Oh man the cats out of the bag now!!!