Post your bedtime stories here! or any story really. Doesn't have to make sense. this is just a thread to have some laughs, hopefully.
There was once a carnivorous plant. Eating all children who get out of bed. One time a kid named Tom was in his bed sleeping and woke up! He had a strong craving for some carrots. He was about to get out of his bed when he remembered about the plant.He had 5 brothers and woke them all up. He needed help making it to the fridge. The brothers, owing him favors from the time he hid the strangling rope from his father when they were in trouble for jumping on his bed, therefore saving them a strangling decided to help.
They were all scared of the plant. they spent much of their free time fighting eachother for practice in case the plant ever decided to try and eat them. So these were tougher than your normal little kids. They pulled out their sticks from heir pillow cases and quietly got out of bed. They tiptoed towards the door. the toughest of them, Bruce (real name Frank), peeked out the door. He saw a shadow and nearly screamed! It was just the shadow of himself... how embarassing. They made their way down out of the attic(where they slept) to the third floor of the house.
Now, there was one big carniverous plant. And it had 3 followers. lurking around in dark corners of the house. and a small boy, Mac saw one sleeping on a bookshelf. "Look" he said in a whisper. It's a "pwant". All the boys spun around and looked.Tom walked over to it. I think its dead! He yellled. The plant opened its eyes. You idiot! It was just sleeping yelled Bruce. the plant hopped around, it was in a pot. and it was about to hop on top of Tom when his favorite brother,Nathan(the one who shared his candy) came and wacked it on the side of its head with his stick. Soon Mac,and two boys "Samuel" and "Toby" were wacking it too. But the plant bit Mac's hand before Bruce came and finished it off with a heavy blow. ouch! My hand hurtsss! Said Mac.
All of a sudden another small plant jumped out from behind them, attacking the wounded Mac. His brothers jumped on it and soon defeated it.But Mac was unconcious. Samuel, bring mac back to his bed and guard him. We will continue on. said bruce. So samuel carried mac back upstairs.
Samuel was upset he was left behind. He was afraid that the last minion plant, or god forbid the master carniverous plant might come for him, while alone in the dark atic guarding his wounded brother. He gripped his stick (wood stick, you sickos) in case of attack...
Downstairs the other boys made it down to the second floor. Nathan kept opening is potty mouth and yelling for the "Poopy Cowardous Plants" to come face them. Nobody liked it. They wanted to be quiet, and avoid fighting anything if possible. So they confiscated Nathans stick. they thought without his weapon he might be more scared and stop taunting the two plants lurking in the house.They were wrong. So they threatened to frame him with the breaking of a vase and he quieted down.They gave him his weapon back.
On the second floor was the fathers bedroom. He was snoring loudly. He probably drank that night, like most nights. Everyone was quiet. Waking him up would mean a good strangling for them all. Very quietly they made it to the first floor,with the kitchen and fridge.
"I need to go to the bathroom" said Bruce. the strong leader left the three boys alone so he could take care of "buisness". Nearly scared out of their feety-pajamas because they wouldnt have enough strength to defeat a plant without Bruce.
they made their way to the fridge. pulled up a stool and opened the door. Toby and Nathan boosted Tom up into the Vegtable droor. He crawled to the carrots, opened them and ate to his filling. "Ok,lets scram" said Toby in a trembling voice. but then. they knew it was too late. The third minion plant was standing right behind them. Horrified, they jumped on it. Nathan was hopped on twice and fell to the floor. Toby wounded the beast, but proved useless to do anything more. Soon he was on the floor also holding his bleeding arm in pain. Tom, with a strength he didn't know he had, struck the beasts head and killed it.Then there was a noise. a toilet...
Bruce came out of the bathroom quickly, pulling up his pajamas. He heard the fighting. Are you ok? He asked. Nathan stood up dizzily. Tom killed it! Nathan exclaimed. Toby got up gripping his arm. Here, I brought these in case anybody was wounded. Bruce gave a batman band-aid to toby. Thanks, Toby said while putting it on his arm.
Are you happy Tom? You wounded Toby, Nathan and Mac for some carrots. I'm a bit ashamed... i didn't eat more carrots! Bruce shook his head.Now lets leave. We don't want to face "him" bruce said. even he sounded scared.
They made it back up to the second floor, And the master carniverous plant was there. Nathan and Toby were to weak to do anything, and were thrown to the side. Tom wacked the plant several times from behind, but that didn't do anything. Bruce was knocked down several times. but finally he wacked the plant, it fell over. He had killed it. He hurt himself badly in the process though. Help! He yelled. I can't said tom. No more batman band-aids Bruce. Idiot! Said bruce. Help me up!
Toby and Nathan were hurt, and couldnt stand even with help. Tom was too weak to carry even one of them. So bruce had to carry them both. Your a bloody weakling! Bruce told Tom. I just had carrots, so my tummy is heavier now.It's hard to lift stuff. Bruce rolled his eyes and started slowly walking up the stairs to the third floor. He was weak from the fight, and half way up the steps he stumbled and banged the wall. he fell down a few steps, and yelled very loud.
Tom heard the dad mumble and stand up from his bed. Oh no!! Tom yelled, he's coming to strangle us! Hearing this, Bruce got some power back from fear, and soon made it to the top of the steps.
The dad's door opened. Tom, scared even worse now, ran to the door of their room and opened the it for Bruce. Samuel saw him stumbling and helped get Nathan and Toby back in their beds. Then Bruce, Samuel, and Tom jumped in bed.
The door to the atic flew open, and a drunken dad came in. Wh-wh-who wanna be strangled?I wake... i waked and i'm mad! My pet plants die! The dad burped and left the room.
This was the third time the boys had killed the dads pet plants. He would no doubt of bought four more by next week. Tom looked over his bed rails. “What the horrors of war are, no one can imagine. They are not wounds and blood and fever, spotted and low, or dysentery, chronic and acute, cold and heat and famine. They are intoxication, drunken brutality, demoralization and disorder on the part of the inferior... jealousies, meanness, indifference, selfish brutality on the part of the superior.” said tom.Excuse me? Asked Bruce. Nothing. said tom. Then he layed his head down and slept...
Sorry for the grammar guys.
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Almost out of space? lol theres a 60k character limit.
can't delete posts?!?! i couldve sworn i saw a button to do that before... well, ill just edit my posts down smaller.
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whenever i typed the words were moved lower than i could see. so i couldn't check very well for typos. so i decided to break into parts.Originally Posted by Jarr3tt88
I'll read the rest and comment only if you make SHORTER paragraphs and capitals at the start of each sentence!
There was once a carnivorous plant, eating all children who got out of bed. One time a kid named tom was in his bed sleeping and woke up! He had a strong craving for some carrots. He was about to get out of his bed when he remembered about the plant. Nice. I wrote a similar short story about a mum who changed into a monstrous abomination after midnight. Try going to sleep then.
He had 5 brothers and woke them all up. He needed help making it to the fridge. The brothers, owing him favors from the time he hid the strangling rope from his father LOL when they were in trouble for jumping on his bed, therefore saving them a strangling, decided to help.
They were all scared of the plant. So they spent much of their free time fighting each other for practice in case the plant ever decided to try and eat them. So these were tougher than your normal little kids. They pulled out their sticks eww I'd be so scared ha ha ha from their pillow cases and quietly got out of bed.
They tiptoed towards the door. The toughest of them, Bruce (real name frank) thanks for confusing me, peeked out the door. He saw a shadow and nearly screamed! it was just the shadow of himself... how embarrassing. They made their way down out of the attic(where they slept) to the third floor of the house.
Where in the house are they? Now, there was One big carnivorous plant, and it had 3 followers lurking around in dark corners of the house. And a small boy, mac, saw one sleeping on a bookshelf. "Look" he said in a whisper. It's a "pwant". All the boys looked. Tom walked over to it. "I think its dead"! he yelled.
The plant opened its eyes. "You idiot! it was just sleeping," said bruce. the plant hopped around, it was in a pot. and it was about to hop on top of him when tom's favorite brother nathan(the one who shared his candy) came and wacked it on the side of its head with his stick. and soon Mac,and two boys "Samuel" and "Toby" were wacking it too, but the plant bit macs hand before Bruce came and finished it off with a heavy blow.
"Ouch! my hand hurtsss!" said mac. All of a sudden another small plant jumped out from behind them, attacking the wounded Mac. His brothers jumped on it and soon defeated it. But Mac was unconscious. "Samuel, bring mac back to his bed and guard him. we will continue on," said bruce. So samuel carried mac back upstairs. Get those evil plants, which no doubt are a metaphor for the dictatorship in young people's lives. Well, that's how I see it.Surprisingly, I liked it a fair sum.
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Well Mike, I'm disappointed that you don't want to change that massive paragraph into several small paragraphs and put in capital letters. It would take you, what? 5 minutes? I really wanted to read the rest.
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I have a great bedtime story to tell all of your teenage lads;
"There's a beautiful, big-breasted women lying in bed with you."
Then simply walk out and let them dream away...
