We need some jar quotes in here lol
You asked for it...Originally Posted by Jarr3tt88
‹Jarr3tt88› Last 1000 hands: Pots won at showdown - 49 out of 92 (53%) Pots won without showdown - 67 saw flop a total of 245 times out of 1000 (25%)
‹Jarr3tt88› I play for $.1/.2 I'm doing the best there right now. I tried to move up to $.25/.5 but wasn't making money yet, so I gotta stick to $.1/.2 for now
‹Jarr3tt88› I played 2 tables, but now I moved to 3-4 tables at a time
If you're not Jarr and you can make heads or tails of that, then congratulations. He's really into poker![]()
I don't remember exactly what was said but I'll try to recreate it.
<xIronWarlordx>I'm from Florida.
<Dosto>So you live in USA's ****?
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I think that was pretty close.Originally Posted by xIronWarlordx
Yay! I was so looking for something like this.
Dosto makes me laugh so many random quotes, I asked him this.
<NovaDarkStorm> Hey Dosto, sorry to be so forward and all, but would you like to see my balls?
<Dosto> Yeah sure, I'd love to see your balls.
‹Dosto› yea well, i don't really know what is your problem. Need more details
‹Dosto› i'm covered in ketchup btw
‹Euan› hahahah **** you America we get christmas first!
Also dosto once said he never goes on chat unless hes drunk![]()
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‹boris› i dont have 2 hours to play a game of chess, i have masturbating and trials hd to play
Originally Posted by lespritdelescalier
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i'm sad enough to have saved this one from when me and nova were really bored
00:13:48 ‹Reaper392› anyone want to play pong with me?
00:14:47 ‹NovaDarkStorm› Go on then....
00:15:30 ‹Reaper392› | .
00:16:00 ‹NovaDarkStorm› ' |
00:16:22 ‹Reaper392› | -
00:16:36 ‹NovaDarkStorm› . |
00:16:47 ‹Reaper392› |.
00:16:52 ‹Reaper392› phew, that was close
00:17:09 ‹NovaDarkStorm› | . DAMN
00:17:13 ‹NovaDarkStorm› 1 - 0
00:17:20 ‹NovaDarkStorm› you serving or shall I?
00:17:27 ‹Reaper392› you serve
00:17:31 ‹NovaDarkStorm› ok
00:17:37 ‹NovaDarkStorm› . |
00:17:45 ‹Reaper392› | '
00:17:56 ‹NovaDarkStorm› _ | Fast hit
00:18:04 ‹Reaper392› _ |
00:18:13 ‹Reaper392› woah, wasnt ready for that
00:18:17 ‹NovaDarkStorm› 1 - 1
00:18:26 ‹NovaDarkStorm› you serving?
00:18:27 ‹Reaper392› i'll serve
00:18:31 ‹NovaDarkStorm› ok
00:18:33 ‹Reaper392› | .
00:18:45 ‹NovaDarkStorm› | . Wow dude you aced me :O
00:18:54 ‹Reaper392› 2 - 1
00:19:01 ‹Reaper392› your serve
00:19:06 ‹NovaDarkStorm› ok...
00:19:15 ‹NovaDarkStorm› - |
00:19:25 ‹Reaper392› | '
00:19:36 ‹NovaDarkStorm› _ |
00:19:44 ‹Reaper392› |.
00:19:53 ‹NovaDarkStorm› ' |
00:20:00 ‹Reaper392› |.
00:20:10 ‹NovaDarkStorm› > | Bunt!
00:20:26 ‹Reaper392› |:
00:20:33 ‹Reaper392› yeah, got both of them
00:20:46 ‹NovaDarkStorm› ; | phew
00:21:09 ‹Reaper392› | = (fast double hit)
00:21:27 ‹NovaDarkStorm› . ' | whoa....
00:21:53 ‹Reaper392› . | ' damn, missed one
00:22:09 ‹NovaDarkStorm› 2 - 2
00:22:17 ‹NovaDarkStorm› good game reaper
00:22:34 ‹Reaper392› you too nova
00:22:37 ‹NovaDarkStorm› *chuckles*
00:22:43 * NovaDarkStorm shakes reapers hand
00:23:07 * Reaper392 returns the handshake
00:23:08 ‹NovaDarkStorm› You almost had me with that one...
00:23:49 ‹Reaper392› i really wasnt expecting the fast ball in round 2
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00:25:41 ‹Reaper392› think fast nova
00:25:46 ‹Reaper392› | E
00:26:05 ‹NovaDarkStorm› % | WHOA
00:26:42 ‹Reaper392› | -_-
00:27:03 ‹NovaDarkStorm› .~. |
00:27:11 ‹NovaDarkStorm› SWIRL BALL
00:27:31 ‹Reaper392› ~ | '.
00:27:36 ‹Reaper392› curve ball got me
00:28:32 ‹Reaper392› damn, that makes it 3 - 2
00:28:48 ‹NovaDarkStorm› It's ok
00:29:23 ‹Reaper392› good game man