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[Jarr3tt88]

10:17:44 * jhitman joins Trials HD
30/04/2011 10:18:08 ‹jhitman› ******* im drunk
30/04/2011 10:18:18 ‹jhitman› my girl is passed out half naked on the couch lol
30/04/2011 10:18:28 ‹jhitman› f this im outta here later
30/04/2011 10:19:45 * jhitman quit (timeout)

Brilliant...

lol didnt think anyone would quote that. i was beyond drunk. Never again.

I thought about it, but didn't lol

hahahahahahah jook that was awesome!

[NovaDarkStorm]

22:02:07 ‹GameScrub› was is the easiest way to get mad drunk
03/05/2011 22:02:11 ‹GameScrub› *what
03/05/2011 22:02:38 ‹Dosto› right
03/05/2011 22:02:39 ‹Dosto› so
03/05/2011 22:02:42 ‹Dosto› 1st
03/05/2011 22:02:46 ‹Dosto› you need a tampon..
03/05/2011 22:02:53 ‹GameScrub› ?
03/05/2011 22:02:54 ‹Dosto› then some vodka
03/05/2011 22:02:55 ‹GameScrub› sure
03/05/2011 22:03:06 ‹Dosto› then you dip the tampon in the vodka
03/05/2011 22:03:07 ‹GameScrub› and shove it up my ***
03/05/2011 22:03:11 ‹Dosto› yes
03/05/2011 22:03:16 ‹GameScrub› nice
03/05/2011 22:03:22 ‹GameScrub› but no
03/05/2011 22:03:27 ‹Dosto› oh
03/05/2011 22:04:02 ‹Dosto› well you could just pour the vodka down your throat too
03/05/2011 22:04:29 ‹NovaDarkStorm› lovely

[Jarr3tt88]

‹Dosto› well you could just pour the vodka down your throat too

.....<Jarr3tt88> That would be too easy

[Jarr3tt88]

‹Jarr3tt88› our GOTV sucks
‹Jarr3tt88› typing fail
‹Reaper392› girls open their ******?

[Retribution]

‹Jarr3tt88› our GOTV sucks
‹Jarr3tt88› typing fail
‹Reaper392› girls open their ******?

WIN.

[rlmergeuser]

eh. not really from thd forums, but i find it funny anyways.
me and my buddy texting each other-

Me: just reformated my harddrive. come update it for me cuz its not working when i do it
Him: just woke up yo, later tonight
Me: goin to the gym later
Him: by tonight i ment like, tonight. lol
Me: are you hitting on me?

[NovaDarkStorm]

04:45:41 ‹NovaDarkStorm› no one online, no one in chat.... gay
05:38:57 * Dosto joins Trials HD
05:40:05 * Dosto quit (timeout)
06:11:19 * Dosto joins Trials HD
06:11:32 ‹Dosto› joinsquitjoins
06:11:37 ‹Dosto› moi noverpower
06:12:38 ‹Dosto› nova!
06:12:42 ‹Dosto› novaaaa!
06:13:00 ‹Dosto› vaaaaa!
06:13:14 ‹Dosto› i see how it is!
06:13:19 ‹Dosto› you hate me
06:13:22 ‹Dosto› fine!
06:39:24 * Dosto quit (timeout)
07:05:39 ‹NovaDarkStorm› :O
07:05:53 ‹NovaDarkStorm› I love you Dosto

[Jarr3tt88]

‹Jarr3tt88› Gotta eat laundry clean my apartment, then 4 hours at the gym oh god
‹Dosto› No don't eat laundry
‹Jarr3tt88› but the laundry is delicious!

[RetiredRonin]

Posting your own quotes is ridiculous. You should have stopped at the "don't eat laundry" part.

[jook13]

and why didnt you quote any of my love advise? I am full of golden nuggets of knowledge