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    Re: Best quotes from the forum and chat

    Originally Posted by Euan
    Me to. But my tracks are great.
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    Re: Best quotes from the forum and chat

    lol I got it too, why did you think it was funny tho Star? You don't make tracks? I just assumed he looked on the list of track creators or searched in some of the threads in the user area....

    Originally Posted by Euan
    Me to. But my tracks are great.
    Cause everyone knows Dylan is the best track in the world!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bviWcUP0oQ
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    Re: Best quotes from the forum and chat

    ‹WILLYUMZ› i wonder if girlfriends/wives know we watch porn?
    20:50:28 ‹Euan› haha
    20:50:32 ‹Jarr3tt88› pffft they have to lol
    20:50:42 ‹Jarr3tt88› i barely watch it when im with a girl
    20:50:42 ‹WILLYUMZ› haha i think mine would go ****ing mental
    20:50:49 ‹jook13› my wife knows
    20:50:54 ‹WILLYUMZ› i dont watch it much
    20:50:55 ‹jook13› she dont mind
    20:50:56 ‹Jarr3tt88› my **** wife found my porn folder and made me delete it all -____-
    20:50:57 ‹Euan› ha
    20:50:57 ‹WILLYUMZ› really?
    20:51:03 ‹WILLYUMZ› hahaha
    20:51:03 ‹Jarr3tt88› she prob thought I was hiding it from her
    20:51:04 ‹Euan› HAHA
    20:51:11 ‹Jarr3tt88› when in reality I was hiding it from my parents haha
    20:51:24 ‹jook13› her dad is addicted to webcam sites. she is used to it kinda
    20:51:28 ‹WILLYUMZ› im not really into it much
    20:51:32 ‹Euan› my mum would turn me into a monk
    20:51:46 ‹Jarr3tt88› haha
    20:52:01 ‹Jarr3tt88› im just not really that ***ual
    20:52:12 ‹Jarr3tt88› so porn i barely watch lol
    20:52:13 ‹jook13› I am
    20:52:24 ‹Jarr3tt88› just dont feel it you know?
    20:52:43 ‹WILLYUMZ› im just not really into watching a man go at it you know?
    20:52:44 ‹jook13› me and the wife have 3 kids and a vescectimy after 3 years of marraige
    20:52:58 ‹WILLYUMZ› haha nice work man
    20:53:04 ‹Jarr3tt88› willy thats why there is lesbian porn lol
    20:53:05 ‹jook13› almost every day
    20:53:10 ‹Jarr3tt88› genius jook
    20:53:13 ‹jook13› les porn is boring
    20:53:14 ‹Jarr3tt88› scrub did that too
    20:53:35 ‹WILLYUMZ› lezzas are ok or just solo girl but ***** arent really my thing
    20:53:35 ‹jook13› gotta have that girl getting rammed.... not carressed
    20:53:51 ‹Jarr3tt88› im not a fan of solo really
    20:54:04 ‹Jarr3tt88› 2+ chicks or two chicks one guy lol
    20:54:04 ‹Euan› now this is getting weird
    20:54:07 ‹jook13› just 1 guy, 1 girl
    20:54:08 ‹Jarr3tt88› nothing else
    20:54:15 ‹WILLYUMZ› **** off Euan
    20:54:16 ‹Jarr3tt88› Euan is a prude!
    20:54:18 ‹WILLYUMZ› youre 14
    20:54:20 ‹jook13› haha
    20:54:22 ‹Jarr3tt88› lol
    20:54:26 ‹WILLYUMZ› its your favorite hobby
    20:54:41 ‹jook13› My wife has walked in on me like twice
    20:54:49 ‹WILLYUMZ› ohh
    20:54:50 ‹Jarr3tt88› fail jook lol
    20:54:56 ‹Jarr3tt88› did she then seduce you?
    20:54:58 ‹WILLYUMZ› you stop or finish?
    20:55:00 ‹jook13› she is just like "dammit..." then rolls her eyes and walks out
    20:55:07 ‹WILLYUMZ› haa
    20:55:07 * Euan quit (timeout)
    20:55:07 ‹Jarr3tt88› lame
    20:55:08 * Euan joins Trials HD
    20:55:09 ‹WILLYUMZ› legend
    20:55:10 ‹Jarr3tt88› lol euna
    20:55:20 ‹Euan› i didn't mean to leave
    20:55:21 ‹Jarr3tt88› maybe she wanted some action
    20:55:26 ‹jook13› its not a big deal if you make it out to be nothing
    20:55:29 ‹Jarr3tt88› but not after you were whacking it to another chick haha
    20:55:43 ‹Jarr3tt88› porn isnt a big deal
    20:55:43 ‹WILLYUMZ› "hoeny i was thinking of you i swear.."
    20:55:47 ‹Jarr3tt88› having less *** is lol
    20:55:48 ‹jook13› haha
    20:55:50 ‹Jarr3tt88› lmao
    20:56:14 ‹jook13› more like "honey, its just easier... 3 minutes and Im done. "
    20:56:21 ‹Euan› you guys auta hate me in a min
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    Re: Best quotes from the forum and chat

    ‹ShiftySamurai›I'm thinking of voting Willyumz as a new Mod. He would set the forums straight quick...
    ‹WILLYUMZ› youd be banned
    ‹WILLYUMZ› so would jar
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    Re: Best quotes from the forum and chat

    not to give shiftkey a bad rep around here, but people have a right to know:

    ‹WILLYUMZ› wonder what the slowest run on middle name danger is?
    ‹WILLYUMZ› i bet some joker has faulted 499 times just to be at the bottom
    ‹ShiftySamurai› I could TOTALLY DO THAT!
    ‹WILLYUMZ› ..by accident
    ‹Oski› sooo what are we talking about?
    ‹WILLYUMZ› shifty just announced he prefers men nowadays
    ‹Oski› you didnt know?
    ‹Oski› he's been talking about how handsome you are since i dont know
    ‹ShiftySamurai› Since the 80's at least.
    ‹Oski› i wasnt around then to hear him talk about you, but believe me, he did.
    ‹WILLYUMZ› well i was born 1991 so..
    ‹WILLYUMZ› uber-paedophile
    ‹ShiftySamurai› I met your dad and knew you would be coming out soon.
    ‹WILLYUMZ› checking me out pre-birth
    ‹ShiftySamurai› What can I say?
    ‹WILLYUMZ› its kinda creepy and secsy at the same time
    ‹ShiftySamurai› That's how hot you are.
    ‹WILLYUMZ› yeah i approve
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    Re: Best quotes from the forum and chat

    Originally Posted by Euan
    20:53:13 ‹jook13› les porn is boring
    Porn of me is not boring.
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    Re: Best quotes from the forum and chat

    Originally Posted by lespritdelescalier
    Originally Posted by Euan
    20:53:13 ‹jook13› les porn is boring
    Porn of me is not boring.
    I can agree with that! Whoa!
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    Re: Best quotes from the forum and chat

    that was a typo. Shoulda been lez. Of course Les porn is awesome!
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    Re: Best quotes from the forum and chat

    ‹Alessandr0› Scanning everything requires more dedication.
    ‹NovaDarkStorm› True but you can still enjoy scanning, I scan womens boobies!
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    Re: Best quotes from the forum and chat

    ‹Dosto› so it's not gay to hug, but it's gay to just sit naked next to each other but not touching?

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