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[rlmergeuser]

Blonde skool teacher says to a lil boy " you don't have to play by yourself, why don't you run over and play with the others "
" I don't think that's a very good idea miss " replies the boy.
" why not ? " asks the teacher.

" cause I'm the ******g goal keeper miss "

[rlmergeuser]

Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, they noticed the boss left work early. One day, the girls decided that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind her. After all, she never called or came back to work, so how would she know they went home early?

The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening, spent playtime with her son, and went to bed early. The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the spa before meeting a dinner date. The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband, but when she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from inside. Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with her boss! Gently, she closed the door and crept out of her house.

The next day, at their coffee break, the brunette and redhead planned to leave early again, and they asked the blonde if she was going to go with them. "No way," the blonde exclaimed. "I almost got caught yesterday!"

[rlmergeuser]

Lil jimmy gets home from skool and shouts " I had sex with the teacher today "
Disgusted his mum sends him to his room stating when daddio gets home he's in big trouble.

Dad gets home and goes to talk with young jimmy.
" w don't tell your mum but well done son, I'm proud of you. How was it ? " he asked.

" well it was ok dad, but my arse stings a bit "

[willyums]

hahaha raist just about toeing the line with that one

"i like to fart in elevators in my spare time... which is just wrong on so many levels."

[The_Elmonator]

This is not really a joke, but I stumbled over this lately on another forum.. Don't know whether I should be outraged or just laugh.. All I can say is OMG, can they do that??

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaynigg...om_Outer_Space

To anyone who might be offended by this, sorry, but the world needs to see this! I am by no means racist, nor do I like racists so please don't hate on me for posting this. Actually I'm not even sure the movie is racist (haven't had the questionable pleasure of watching it)... But wow!!

[rlmergeuser]

I see your point.
That **** is odd. I have no choice but to try to dl it

[willyums]

A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead.

As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for the food."

The panda yells back, "Hey, man, I'm a panda. Look it up!"

The bartender opens his dictionary to panda: "A tree-climbing mammal of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."

[Elements1992]

Hahahaha, love them all! Short and sweet

[rlmergeuser]

The fight we had last night was my fault,
my wife asked me what was on the TV and i said dust.

[rlmergeuser]

Justin beiber