My girlfriend is so immature.
Everytime I get a bath she thinks its funny to sink my battleship
Girlfriend required. Must have own car.
Please send picture of car
why on earth was my first thought 'that must be a euphamism for something'Originally Posted by raistlin2076
I am the lord your god, you will have no other gods but me.....
A text from the so called 10 comandments.
The first two deadly sins are " vanity" and "envy"
Nuff said
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one of the many reasons why i am a firm athiest. that and...Originally Posted by raistlin2076
scientists calculated that Noahs Ark wouldve had to be so HUGE, he wouldve needed a space suit to stand on the deck
i keep thinking, why do frisbees get bigger and bigger the closer they get?
and then it hit me...
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Last night some lady woke me up. She was screaming and pounding on the front door. Finally, I got up and let her out.
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my dad was a paranoid schizophrenic but he was great people.
i slept like a log last night..... i woke up in the fireplace
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just quit my job at the helium gas factory, i refuse to be spoken to in that tone.
