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    Re: Come on guys.

    Originally Posted by WILLYUMZ

    this new attitude amongst a few top riders has made me realise how we take it for granted when people like red, ko and lestropie etc. have made these records since day 1 and have stayed so modest about it. if only everyone had the same mentality as them
    This.

    More people need to be like these guys. After all, it is just a game.
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    Re: Come on guys.

    Congrats to jump man for the record, Glitch or not. I suck at in game tracks so if someone gets a world record i am impressed, i dont care if they used a glitch its still a record. IMO
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    Re: Come on guys.

    Well, I feel it's time to make my point heard. Anyone who beats me in any track by any amount of time is obviously cheating and I will not respect them. So there! GRR RAWR GROWL!!!
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    Re: Come on guys.

    Originally Posted by picklezz08
    Well, I feel it's time to make my point heard. Anyone who beats me in any track by any amount of time is obviously cheating and I will not respect them. So there! GRR RAWR GROWL!!!
    i hear you man, theres this dude called picklezz on my list and he's beating me on too many tracks tbh, im getting sick of him
    and i cant believe theres all this tension going around on here, (not that i help things ) , and we havent seen a raistlin about anywhere
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    Re: Come on guys.

    Originally Posted by T4KShadow
    My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She’s ninety-seven now, and we don’t know where the hell she is.

    Lighten the mood people!

    I agree with WILL about all of this
    Using that today on someone...
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    Re: Come on guys.

    here's an old one that i think i've used before on here but, hey, i like it

    the mrs walked in the house the other day, crying her eyes out. she asked me to console her.

    so i hit her over the head with my Xbox.


    and another, a bit near the knuckle :

    i lost my virginity to a disabled girl. i wanted my first time to be special.
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    Re: Come on guys.

    Originally Posted by ben1bob
    here's an old one that i think i've used before on here but, hey, i like it

    the mrs walked in the house the other day, crying her eyes out. she asked me to console her.

    so i hit her over the head with my Xbox.


    and another, a bit near the knuckle :

    i lost my virginity to a disabled girl. i wanted my first time to be special.
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    Re: Come on guys.

    to be honest its difficult enough to do the underground shortcut, let alone in a tourney, so i dont really mind if that gave him the new WR.

    also, since everyone seems to be telling old jokes:

    i went to the doctor the other day and asked
    "have you got anything for wind?"
    he gave me a kite
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    Re: Come on guys.

    The guy dropped himself in it by acting the way he does....simple as that

    I'll add another joke for smiles

    Steven Hawking returned home from his first date with a new woman, and said to his flatmate in his famously electronic voice

    ''I do not believe it, i have just returned from my date with this woman and I now have broken wrists, broken ankles, broken toes, broken fingers, broken knee caps.....I am in agony''

    to which his flatmate replied

    ''What happened then Steve, did she stand you up again?''
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    Re: Come on guys.

    two men walking through a graveyard and one says "Morning!".

    other guy says "no mate, just walking the dog".

    anyways, this is the first post of October 6th. forum is slow today.
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