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[rlmergeuser]

Great stuff. Get hammered and make a **** of yourself. Love it. Story of my life. Keep up the good work

Also forward this link to your best friend or girlfriend. Goes down a storm
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WfYyBp4Ln2s

[rlmergeuser]

Out again last night, the main objective of my night was to be the wingman of a friend who needed to empty his ball bag. I normally hate doing this sort of thing but we developed a fool proof technique. We would go onto the dancefloor and spot a group of good looking chicks i would then proceed to push my friend into the group, laugh at him and then run away. The night was a huge success.
As for my girlfriend, she gave me the cold shoulder but she soon came around as i told her i was saving for a ***** enlargement and theres some good acid in town.

[willyums]

ahh 'the sympathy push' technique. ive been on the other end of this many times. get pushed in, cheeky smile, its in the bag.
its not quite fool proof though, when you've got mates like mine. bastards

[rlmergeuser]

Oh yes, oh yeah, ive taken alot of xtc tonight and it may be a wedensday but yesssssssssss i like drugs, i also lke ham, bean bags, babysitter's pay, melted cheese, red/white wine from a shoe/boot, stevie wonder, reggae ashtrays, clouds that look like female genitalia, sleeping in a hammock, farts that sound like trumpets, the naive of one's neck, anything non~catholic, jamiroquai ( speaking of which, thats where i was 2nite; at a jamiroquai tribute band and they were class ) pulling a stiffy in an awkward place, cajon's, ren and stimpy, seeing my girlfriend getting paid, being with my girlfriend on payday, my girlfriend.

[rlmergeuser]

Truelly epic man

[rlmergeuser]

ouch, water please.

[rlmergeuser]

Good weed + A few hours in the trials editor
Bob Marley + The Wailers
Good Weather + Barbeques
85% Absinthe + Toilet bowl