My main aim of this thread is simple. I want to rape a cat, preferably a manx cat as the tail wont get in the way, **** these stupid threads/topics im bored of them i want to see a thread totally dedicated to jokes and abusive comments about anything
Im just arriving home after a night out in which i tried to shag all my girlfriends friends my main chat up line was "I kneed you" this involved knee*ing* my gf's friends with a slightly manic stare, my other chatup line was "2 bees are on holiday, one bee turns to the other and says SWARM isn't it". Anyway im fed up reading stupid threads , post something that will m,ake me laugh in the m orning when i log on please.
My favorite pickup line is "Come over to my place and I'll dump it in your bucket"
Nice jook, "can i take you for dinner/rape? . . . Ah nevermind i had dinner yesterday".Originally Posted by jook13
the word of the day is "legs" how bout we go back to my place and spread the word![]()
Here, have a beer, although I think you already had a few too many![]()
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I have an F, a C, and a K... All I am missing is U.![]()
Do you have any German in you? Want some?
woohoo i laughed in the morning and cringed at my posts ha,ha is that a real beer qc? "did you fall from heaven?. . . . she smiles thinking your going to say she is an angel or something or were you just born ugly, you monster!"
lol at this thread getting a new name this morning =)
I shall cook a mighty breakfast of meat, have a crap, throw up a little, maybe a w@nk, wash my armpits and go meet my girlfriend and try and explain to her that im really not that bad of a guy and it was just the jagermeister. . . . today promises to be fun. . . this is turning into a diary or something like your one with the horse face from sex and the city