Hanzpoo's track competition is a JOKE. | Forums

[rlmergeuser]

Ok so hear is the deal. I played the hanzpoo's contest track and I won woohoo awesome man I get some new headphones. Well I was wrong. I got nothing outta his contest. Hear is what he told me to do. Send him a xbox live message with my addy. So I did that. Then he said that he sent them out but they came back because he had the wrong zip code. So I sent him addy again. Then I waited for over a week no headphones. So I asked him what was up. He said that he shipped them and they should have been there by now but they were not hear yet. So he checked the tracking # and they said that they were delivered on a tuesday. Well I was home all day tuesday so if they were delivered I would have known. He said he had the package insured and he would see what he could do to get this straightened out. Well days went by I hear nothing back so I stared thinking I am getting hosed here. So I sent him a message asking what was up. He said that he was gonna order a new pair of turtle beach x31's and send them to so I was like cool alright. Well once again days went by nothing back. So I sent him another message asking what was up. This time he takes me off his friends list and won't reply to none of my messages. This is how I know for a fact that he is full of S#!T. My uncle has worked at our local post office for over 30 years and he told me that if a package was insured you get your money back no matter what the consequences. That's why you insure it. Another thing I personally know my mail carrier (Justin Smith) in my neighborhood and I even asked him when he came by the day after hanzpoo told me it was delivered on tues. He said he never seen a package. If he would have seen a package with my NAME ON IT he knows where I LIVE. EVEN IF IT HAD WRONG ADDY ON IT. So now WTF do I do. He said in his thread in the user created track section. THIS IS NO ******** THIS IS THE REAL DEAL. Well HE LIED. I wasted my time playing his ****ty track that wasn't even worth downloading for nothing man what a guy. I talked to redrider and jook cause redrider took second in this contest and jook got third. Redrider told hanzpoo to send his 1600 microsoft points to jook. So I asked jook if he got his points he hasn't got them either. So to all trials riders who play peoples track to try to win be careful don't get MUNSONED like I did.


I won redlynx trials hd tshirt for completion of the ultimate endurance before the patch. I gave them the same exact addy and my shirt came from god damn finland which is overseas to me here in the states and I got it. Hanzpoo says hes from oklahoma and he cant even get it here. I'm 30 years old I don't have time for ********. All I want outta this is HANZPOO'S HOME ADDRESS. SO I CAN DRIVE THERE THIS WEEKEND AND BEAT THE YOU KNOW WHAT OUTTA HIM.


almost forgot my addy is:
J.D. Woolbright
2057 Shaw RD.
Walnut Hill Il 62893

For anyone who wants to write me a letter or anything lol FU HANZPOO

[Jarr3tt88]

I won his first contest......I got the 1600 points he said he would give. Sucks that this happened man, sorry.

[rlmergeuser]

Hanz poopy, Catch'em & kill'em.

[rlmergeuser]

8am sittin in a boring *** meeting, thanks for the laugh psycho. Serious your narrative of the events is funny as hell.

[jook13]

Yeah, he messaged me saying he was going to send me the 1600 points. I never heard from him again. He didnt ask for any of my information or anything. Whatever, I was never too worried about it. If I got the points, would have been cool.

[Ajuvix]

The track is ****. He passed through my friends list once. I can only assume he will change his moniker or suffer the indignity of being the biggest ****** on trialshd.net. Man up hanzpoo, don't pretend he didn't have a right to be pissed and give you ****

[rlmergeuser]

im hanzapoo gotcha lol. that sucks psyco i can help you take him down because i heard hes pretty beast and ive seen pics of you wee man. find out his address take a poop in an sealed envelope and send it to him.

[rlmergeuser]

squad up fellas, time to hickory smoke his ***, psycho styles son

[rlmergeuser]

you know this is how my luck is all my life I can never get lucky enough to win some free ****. Then when I finally F'ing win something i get the shaft. FU hanzpoopie and your mom gives good I think you know what I'm saying.


Here is what I would like everybody to do. Send Hanzpoo a friend request as soon as it is sent file a complaint on him for system tampering. It won't be long and he will have to pay for a new gammer tag. You can file a complaint even if the friend request is pending. Thanks everyone for your help if you wanna help me put this FAKE in his place.

[SuperRadioCase]

I just found quite a bit of information of Hanzpoo but I'm not sure if I'm allowed to post his name, telephone number and such things :/

Anyway, that sucks that he ripped you off like that. Here's my suggested action plan:



That's hanzpoo in the distance

Edit: It's pretty ironic that this is my 411th post, the same number for the people and business finder