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    Originally Posted by Gladiaattori1500 Go to original post
    Arno is gay and the main objective of the game is to steal a golden ***** from Edward Kenway
    Interesting... pondering what the "*" mean...
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    Ezio works at an Arby's
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    Connor steals a baguette off Arno
    Arno gets mad and kills Connor
    Arno then eats the baguette
    The end

    Damn, I sometimes surprise myself with the downright masterpiece of storyline material I come up with. See you guys at the game of the year show! xD
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    This is a bit off topic but I'm playing 3 and Achilles says "You could pass for a Spaniard or Italian, so here is a nice Irish name for you..."
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    Originally Posted by pacmanate Go to original post
    interesting... Pondering what the "*" mean...
    d i l d o
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    Arnauld has an axilla fetish
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    Connor and Aveline will be married and their child is Arno :P
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    Arnauld looks too pure white for that to be a possibility
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    Originally Posted by I-Like-Pie45 Go to original post
    Arnauld looks too pure white for that to be a possibility
    LORÉAL does miracles, my friend :P
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    It's all an Illuminati plot anyhow
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