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    Originally Posted by I-Like-Pie45 Go to original post
    So Ed and Blackbeard are actually girls in fake facial hair and drag?
    Yes. Don't you see? This game will buck the trend of mainstream gaming. No more straight white male protagonists. AC4 will feature the first ever lesbian relationship, that of Edward and Blackbeard.
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    -Juno has created a cult of hackers utilizing brainwashed people as hacking minions to slowly take over the world through technology.
    -We will be introduced to the modern descendant of Shao Jun and in the next game will play as her (this is less speculation and more my hopes for the future)
    -The next 50 games will star different children of Edward who spends the entirety of Black Flag sailing around the world spreading his first-civ DNA.
    -Abstergo has been secretly cloning using Desmond's DNA to re-create all of his ancestors in the modern day.
    -Zombies... That is all :P
    -Edward will craft a diamond cutlass.
    -The main villain will be named Khan and will indirectly kill Blackbeard prompting Edward to yell KHAAAAAN!
    -Hints towards the next game will be subtly dropped once every sequence.
    -Ambient music will be present but a bug will make it turn into Dubstep whenever Edward enters high profile and smooth jazz when he is sneaking.
    -Vidic is back... but as a cyborg.
    -Generic Guard #5946 is back... but as a cyborg.
    -Lucy is back... but as a cyborg.
    -Desmond is back... but as a cyborg.
    -Daniel is back... but as a cyborg.
    -Clay is back... but as a cyborg.
    -Shaun is back... and is in a relationship Rebecca.
    -And Duccio is still dead.
    I'm 99.99% sure that this info is true.
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    Batman will feature, he will be known in this game as The Jackdaw.
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    Originally Posted by Sigv4rd Go to original post

    -The next 50 games will star different children of Edward who spends the entirety of Black Flag sailing around the world spreading his first-civ DNA.
    Seems legit.
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    Originally Posted by I-Like-Pie45 Go to original post
    Edward Kenway has breast cancer and enjoys abusing Jenny when he's drunk. The breast cancer is what actually kills him in Forsaken.

    Connor gets to meet Sigmund Freud who explains to him the Oedipus Complex and the confused Connor mistakes this as an insult to his mother and father's memory so he kills Freud

    It turns out that Ezio is actually gay and he abandons Sofia then contracts AIDs while living with da Vinci

    Altair invents bacon cheeseburgers and is forever scorned by his Muslim and Jew brethren for it
    I read the one about Connor meeting freud in a fanfiction once. it was really weird.
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    Originally Posted by Jexx21 Go to original post
    I read the one about Connor meeting freud in a fanfiction once. it was really weird.
    I know, because I wrote that fanfic, all twenty chapters and counting of it.
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    yea, I only read up to the point where connor died or something.
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    Edward will be a better character than Connor
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    Enemies will be able to swim and there'll be underwater combat.

    Edward will be able to slit himself to attract sharks.

    There'll be a beaked variant of Edward's robes whether or not it'll have anything to do with story.

    Blackbeard will betray Edward. Woodes Rogers will turn out to be your true ally.

    Eagle Vision will be extremely useful.

    The story of Edward's life till his death will be covered in one game and not three.
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    Shaun will show up at one point or time.
    Anyone know if the modern day cast, Shaun, Rebbeca etc. are returning? Has Darby or Ashraf mentioned something related to this? I know Desmond was dull but I loved Shaun and I'm sure I'm not alone.
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