NEW "Carpel Tunnel" Achievement - Received after 100 Hours of doing the Irish jig around corpse and kills trying to get the pop up to show that allows you to loot or skin animals or people. Pays for all surgeries required to put your wrist back into shape.
NEW "Leg Brace" Achievement - Received after JUMPING 1000 times trying to walk up stairs.
NEW "Never Saw it Coming" Achievement - Received after realizing that shooting someone from a mile away with a SILENCED sniper rifle is about as STEALTHY as throwing your hands up and YELLING - at the top of your lungs "HEY OVER HERE!".
NEW "Dramamine" Achievement - Received after sitting through the hours of mindless dribble or, as its more commonly known, - the cut-scenes. Pays all nausea medication bills.
New "I'm so sick I could puke" Achievement - Received when you realize this game has an adult rating, but was OBVIOUSLY targeted at a MUCH younger audience.
New "As my stomach turns" Achievement for sitting for more than an hour through the "Girly" drama thrown in for no apparent reason.
Let me know if you find any more great hidden achievements. Would ya?
they should have some for mp like an achievement for sitting through a certain number of host migrations or joining 100 games in a row where your ping is so high you don't even get a red bar and 1 for getting dropped out of a certain number of games with the kicked from server message, those would probably be easier to get than the escaping the jungle alive achievement!!!!
We will have to add them. I have not played multi-player because of the bad press. If I do, I'm sure I could find some good hidden achievements like you did. Congratulations.!Originally Posted by XAFAfterShock Go to original post
New "As my stomach turns" Achievement for sitting for more than an hour through the "Girly" drama thrown in for no apparent reason.
Hey, wait a minute there buddy! That is called story, and the writer did the best he could. Hell, he spent an entire weekend on this! The reason for it was to act as counterpoint to the SP free-roam, fight the hordes of mutant animals (monsters) that all have become carnivorous and want the tasty human meat. Tell me that you did not crave a return to the LOD pop-in-fest after hearing 'You (Jason)' sounding like either a complete d|ck or p^ssy?
The "How Many Kinds of Stupid Are There?" Achievement - Earned when you finally realize that long range shots with a silenced weapon (even a regular rifle) will not only kill the enemies, but will make them forget how to trigger alarms. "Who's body is that? Oh, well I had better go back to my idle animation". This is also triggered when you watch a monster ravage the camp, yet no one calls for backup. "Well it only killed everyone but me, so as long as a pig does not come along, things will be fine".
The "Rock Always Wins" Achievement - Earned when you throw one by mistake at a mutant (aka animal) and realize that they think they are human, and go to check it out. After that, taking outposts undetected is a snap. You can lead a tiger to camp, but you can't make it kill. Lucky for you, it does it automatically. Of course this also comes with a free "How Many Kinds of Stupid Are There?" when you watch the animal walk right up to someone who does not react to the fact that certain death is 1m away. Then the monster does a double-take noticing the buffet and begins an attack sequence, so the chew-toy realizes their error and screams like a Cassowary (aka Satan in bird form) and all those at the camp mow-down their friend claiming it was a mercy killing and not friendly fire.
Yea, and I love my pasty white arms, guess I haven't been on the island long enough. Is that the most ghastly looking tat for a white boy or what? They couldn't give this poor guy the HINT of a tan?Originally Posted by Four_Aces_0 Go to original post
OK, I must admit I was laughing pretty hard reading this, until you said the following:Originally Posted by Four_Aces_0 Go to original post
...At which point I began laughing so hard I think I pulled something. Did I mention I HATE THOSE DANG BIRDS!Originally Posted by Four_Aces_0 Go to original post. Also, love the "mercy killing" excuse.
Great achievement awards, and ideas that I must now try.
Oh man I'm still laughing at this...My sides hurt.
I'm afraid your probably right. Can't figure out how they dropped the ball on the Multi-player? It seems more and more obvious that this game was rushed to market. Maybe a money issue? In any case its far from complete, and I would be sick if I was one of the dev's who worked hard to make this a great game, only to have the rug pulled out from under me, when they shipped it 6 months early.Originally Posted by XAFAfterShock Go to original post![]()