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    My Son da "Uber Knucklehead" (You can't make this stuff up)

    As some of you may know, I've been toiling in bowels of the music machine (part time) since NIxon was President. I've played big gigs, (thousands of peeps) and small gigs (the band outnumbered the audience). But lets face it I'm "small time". Nothing to do with my "talent" but that's life in the music biz...
    My son (Sammy the Sophmore), who can't play any instrument, who can't sing a lick, who's NEVER gonna be a sports star... can be found quoted in the October Issue of (drum roll.......)

    PLAYBOY MAGAZINE!!!!!

    How did this happen? Short story made long, Playboy does a college issue every Fall. My son's college is rated in the Top 100 of several different college polls, both in academics AND value. Playboy used these polls to do a survey on the "Party and Student Sex Life" of the Top 100 Colleges in da land. I think they used "social media" to track Das Knucklehaid down and then called him for an interview.

    At first we thought it was a scam, but I talked to the guy for about 30 mintues about the history of the Mag and Hef etc... and I determined it was legit. I said the boy could make up his own mind on whether to do the interview... he dood it. We got copies yesterday. The reaction has been split along gender lines. Guy's think he's "da man". Girls are enraged because said... and I paraphrase "The school is mega hard and the girls mega hideous". I warned him to expect this quote to follow him to EVERY job interview (assuming he lives that long) and I predict he'll get a call from the Dean of Students any day now...

    You can't make this chit up.

    Worf
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    Ok Worf....but what were the pics like?
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    Yeah Worf.....pics or GTFO!
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    The playmate of the month is some long legged, brunette hotty called "Pamela Horton". She likes kittens, sunsets and wants to make her living being an "artist". LIke I said, you can't make this chit up...

    Worf
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    "Catch me before I faint because this is the most emotional moment of my entire life"
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    Why do they always keep their shoes on?
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    Originally Posted by Low_Flyer_MkIX Go to original post
    Why do they always keep their shoes on?
    Better question... why in God's good name ARE YOU LOOKING AT HER FEET!!!!!

    Worf

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    Originally Posted by Worf101 Go to original post
    Better question... why in God's good name ARE YOU LOOKING AT HER FEET!!!!!

    Worf


    I know why so does Wiki!

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/F*ck-me_shoes
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