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[Wolferz]

Ah ya bunch of dewey eyed sob sisters.
Appreciate the welcome home with a shot up boat.

[MWolfe1963]

Ah ya bunch of dewey eyed sob sisters.
Appreciate the welcome home with a shot up boat.

We we're really worried about you Wolferz. I checked in daily just hoping to see you post. I was shocked when I saw your thread, couldn't believe
it... It amazes me how I've never met many of you guys, but I feel I know you so well, but we've spent years here dealing with each other. I find it
rather amazing how you get attached to forum friends.

Forgive us for thinking the worse, just you were gone for so long. Wern really became emotionally unstable during your absence. Yea, I know he was before, but even worse. His postings became more unintelligible ramblings, hardly making any sense to us. Cel was so upset over losing his lover that he gave up communism, even talked about going straight. Fire went back to drinking heavily, his postings made less sense than Wern's. Donna had a nervous breakdown, but that being common with women,
we dealt with it the best we could. The other members went into depression, most on several meds. It was all I could do to hold the forum together in your absence. I knew I had to rise above the insanity that overtook the forum members, but even with my vast stability, wit, good looks and charm, even I couldn't help the members here, so the forum fell into an even worse mindset than before. I think with so many members dealing with so many complex mental issues that the pain of you being gone was just too much for them. Hopefully with you back, people will become more stable..

So from all of us here, this is for you...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6inwzOooXRU

Happy Birthday Old Man!

PS: Sorry about how my paragraphs don't hold form, they do until I hit enter, then somehow fall apart....I know how important stuff like that is to you.

[fireftr18]

And never the Twain shall tweet. Welcome back buddy!
It's like, you've been resurrected or something. We were all fearing the worst and worried to death about you. The place just hasn't been the same while you were MIA. I was darn near ready to call up the cadaver dogs and initiate a statewide search. See, now if you ever questioned your impact on other peoples lives, you can come here to see how sorely you were missed.
Wow, is it just me, or did this place suddenly get brighter?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

It's not just you Wern. The place does seem a bit brighter. I know I feel much better now that we know Wolferz is still with us.

[cmdrmoosicvs]

This is great news indeed! Fellow Amoosicans rejoice!!! Our "Great Living Amoosican" is back in our midst. Great news indeed!!!!

Happy belated Birthday my friend.

[andypandy1996]

He's back!! Finally!! I was gonna start auctioning your stuff off but you're back!

Happy Belated Birthday.

[realoldephart]

Hey Wolferz , don't believe that stuff from M.Wolfe he was as fretful as a H.S. football coach with a stuttering quarterback and a goosey center. Glad to have you back pal and hope your recovery is fast and smooth and Happy belated Birthday.
John

[donna577]

​Belated Happy B-Day

[Maverick_U2007]

Happy Birthday...belatedly and welcome back. Maybe life around here can get back to some sense of normality now that you have reported back for duty both safe and now well!!!

Good to see you on the forums!!!

[Wolferz]

I thank you all kindly "sniff"
Good to be back in better health vim and vigor. But, alas, another year older. So, I'll probably get over it.
Good to see you Moose and you too John.
Get over here Donna. Let me molest you a lil bit.
MWolfe gets some encouragement and Wern gets some MWolfeflage and a flak jacket.

[captgeo]

Welcome back Mate